construing: (late x2.)
ɢᴡᴇɴ sᴛᴀᴄʏ ❚ SPIDER-WOMAN ([personal profile] construing) wrote in [community profile] futurology2016-08-27 10:41 am

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[ on-screen: ( 1 ) gwen stacy, a completely normal college student, wide-eyed, frowning. this is serious. a tragedy in motion. ]

I know we're all busy what with smashing bugs, do they even still count as bugs when you can spike them like a football? [ gwen stacy, asking the tough questions, ] but I have an emergency. See this? [ she holds up a cell phone in front of her face. the background reads "THE MARY JANES." the eagle-eyed will note the battery symbol in the corner: warning red. ]

This is my life. Not only is it my life, it's sitting at less than 10% charge so if I don’t get a charger for it pronto, I will literally die.

[ """""""literally.""""""" ]

Somebody has to have one. Help me, Samsung-Juan, whoever you are. You're my only hope.

[ other people have questions starting with "how" and "why" and "what the actual f—" gwen stacy, however, has #priorities. ]
heavyhitter: our world under command (this is how it happens)

[personal profile] heavyhitter 2016-08-27 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Not even one little joke here. [ She gives it a wiggle, just in case this lady doubts its solidity. ] You're on your own for signal, but there's no reason to give up selfies just because you're in a weird new dimension.
heavyhitter: (i told u about chili dogs bro)

[personal profile] heavyhitter 2016-08-27 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I know. [ thanks gwen, she really doesn't need any more ego inflation ]

Alright, where are you?
heavyhitter: (i'll think of you and probably laugh)

[personal profile] heavyhitter 2016-08-27 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Alright, I'm not knocking on doors until I find you, wander your ass down to the kitchen and I'll get you your charge.
heavyhitter: (yeah you'd hand your life to me)

[personal profile] heavyhitter 2016-08-29 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
Just doing a friend a favor. [ and, with a quick grin: ] If you do get lost, ask a suit of armor.
heavyhitter: and here's the party it turned into! (here's the mutiny i promised you)

[personal profile] heavyhitter 2016-09-12 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, memorized. They'll lead you anywhere you wanna go. Really saved my ass a couple times my first trip to Oska.