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futurology2016-09-09 10:48 pm
boneafide) wrote in futurology2016-09-09 10:48 pm
Entry tags:
- coby (one piece),
- darc (arc: twilight of the spirits),
- haise sasaki (tokyo ghoul: re),
- jasper (steven universe),
- laedo ledo (original),
- monkey d. luffy (one piece),
- nami (one piece),
- olivia (fire emblem: awakening),
- papyrus (undertale),
- riza hawkeye (fullmetal alchemist),
- sanji vinsmoke (one piece),
- vaughn (borderlands),
- widowmaker (overwatch)
Video; YOU WILL BE SCHOOLED HERE
[The video starts up, and look! IIt's Papyrus, back to normal and definitely not a traumatized king!
To those who have never seen him before, well… He's a skeleton!! A very loud one. He's shouting while gesturing grandly to himself when he starts:]
HELLO, EVERYONE! IT IS I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS!!
Now, you may think to yourself, "WHAT HAVE I DONE TODAY TO BE BLESSED WITH A VIDEO OF THE GREAT PAPYRUS??" The answer is simple!! Be here and have magic jewelry!!
"BUT WAIT!!" You wonder!! "WHY HAS HE DECIDED TO GRACE ME WITH HIS PRESENCE!!" Another simple answer!! I've decided I'm going to teach those here who don't know what certain things are what they are!!
[Starting with the kitchen, Papyrus points at the large refrigerator.]
This is a refrigerator! Also known as a "fridge!" You put food inside of it, and it keeps it cold so you can eat it later!
[To demonstrate the point, he opens the fridge, and inside are six containers all with the word SPAGHET written on them, in Papyrus' hand writing.]
-And before you ask why you would want cold food… you don't! Unless it's meant to be cold. But then you just take it out, put it in the oven or boil it, and it's good to eat again! Usually I use a microwave, but sometimes nothing beats a good ol' bucket of oven-heated pasta!!
Next we have… cameras!!
[And with that, Papyrus holds up a cute looking instant polaroid camera.]
With this, you can take a picture of something, and it prints it out on paper you can keep! I'd demonstrate, but this is Olivia's, not mine. People use it to take pictures of their friends or themselves, so you can always relive the memories of the past!! Unless you want to forget them, in which case, do NOT get a camera, and instead get alcohol!!
Moving on to this!!
[It's deodorant.]
EVERYONE WHO ISN'T USING THIS, NEEDS TO USE THIS.
[One brief moment of staring hard at the communicator later, he continues.]
Now, there's many, many, many, many, many…. many things I still need to go over, so listen up!!
[He turns his communication jewelry to face down at the pile of "modern" objects he's collected in front of him. Said pile includes things like:
a cellphone, a selfie-stick, a scrap of paper with the word "ANIME" on it, an umbrella, hair curlers and straighteners, an mp3 player, a box of spaghetti, and various drawings of things like cars, televisions, airplanes, to name a few.
Perhaps your character even sees something there not listed… ]
Anything you see here, you can ask about, and I will explain it to you!! I will be your educational guide to the future and wonder of modern technology!!
To those who have never seen him before, well… He's a skeleton!! A very loud one. He's shouting while gesturing grandly to himself when he starts:]
HELLO, EVERYONE! IT IS I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS!!
Now, you may think to yourself, "WHAT HAVE I DONE TODAY TO BE BLESSED WITH A VIDEO OF THE GREAT PAPYRUS??" The answer is simple!! Be here and have magic jewelry!!
"BUT WAIT!!" You wonder!! "WHY HAS HE DECIDED TO GRACE ME WITH HIS PRESENCE!!" Another simple answer!! I've decided I'm going to teach those here who don't know what certain things are what they are!!
[Starting with the kitchen, Papyrus points at the large refrigerator.]
This is a refrigerator! Also known as a "fridge!" You put food inside of it, and it keeps it cold so you can eat it later!
[To demonstrate the point, he opens the fridge, and inside are six containers all with the word SPAGHET written on them, in Papyrus' hand writing.]
-And before you ask why you would want cold food… you don't! Unless it's meant to be cold. But then you just take it out, put it in the oven or boil it, and it's good to eat again! Usually I use a microwave, but sometimes nothing beats a good ol' bucket of oven-heated pasta!!
Next we have… cameras!!
[And with that, Papyrus holds up a cute looking instant polaroid camera.]
With this, you can take a picture of something, and it prints it out on paper you can keep! I'd demonstrate, but this is Olivia's, not mine. People use it to take pictures of their friends or themselves, so you can always relive the memories of the past!! Unless you want to forget them, in which case, do NOT get a camera, and instead get alcohol!!
Moving on to this!!
[It's deodorant.]
EVERYONE WHO ISN'T USING THIS, NEEDS TO USE THIS.
[One brief moment of staring hard at the communicator later, he continues.]
Now, there's many, many, many, many, many…. many things I still need to go over, so listen up!!
[He turns his communication jewelry to face down at the pile of "modern" objects he's collected in front of him. Said pile includes things like:
a cellphone, a selfie-stick, a scrap of paper with the word "ANIME" on it, an umbrella, hair curlers and straighteners, an mp3 player, a box of spaghetti, and various drawings of things like cars, televisions, airplanes, to name a few.
Perhaps your character even sees something there not listed… ]
Anything you see here, you can ask about, and I will explain it to you!! I will be your educational guide to the future and wonder of modern technology!!
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[ Like,....... the fuck? ]
And I borrowed it! From, you know, around.
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[As if that makes things any clearer. But at that oh so innocent statement, Sanji's just arching one curly eyebrow at this strange, hyper skeleton.]
"Borrowed" it, huh? So you're a thief. [Says the pirate.]
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[ He sounds a little like he's pleading, really. His honor is on the line here!! ]
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Oi, oi. I'm sure there's still time to return them. It's not like they'd have already reported the theft, right?
[SANJI THAT'S NOT HELPING.]
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[ he's FREAKING OUT NOW thanks sanji ]
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Ah. [He pauses, as if just remembering something, his visible eye going wide as he taps his fist gently on his open palm.] You might even get a bounty!
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[Sanji stop tempting Papyrus to a life of crime]
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Ah... kind of. Mostly popular to guys with guns, though.
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[He pauses, as if contemplating something...]
Although... there is always the chance that you'd be wanted dead or alive.
[Only people who know skeletons personally can casually assume they can die. Re-die. Whatever.]
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[ Sorry, he's too Good for you pirates. ]
And I don't want to be dead!!