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futurology2016-09-09 10:48 pm
boneafide) wrote in futurology2016-09-09 10:48 pm
Entry tags:
- coby (one piece),
- darc (arc: twilight of the spirits),
- haise sasaki (tokyo ghoul: re),
- jasper (steven universe),
- laedo ledo (original),
- monkey d. luffy (one piece),
- nami (one piece),
- olivia (fire emblem: awakening),
- papyrus (undertale),
- riza hawkeye (fullmetal alchemist),
- sanji vinsmoke (one piece),
- vaughn (borderlands),
- widowmaker (overwatch)
Video; YOU WILL BE SCHOOLED HERE
[The video starts up, and look! IIt's Papyrus, back to normal and definitely not a traumatized king!
To those who have never seen him before, well… He's a skeleton!! A very loud one. He's shouting while gesturing grandly to himself when he starts:]
HELLO, EVERYONE! IT IS I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS!!
Now, you may think to yourself, "WHAT HAVE I DONE TODAY TO BE BLESSED WITH A VIDEO OF THE GREAT PAPYRUS??" The answer is simple!! Be here and have magic jewelry!!
"BUT WAIT!!" You wonder!! "WHY HAS HE DECIDED TO GRACE ME WITH HIS PRESENCE!!" Another simple answer!! I've decided I'm going to teach those here who don't know what certain things are what they are!!
[Starting with the kitchen, Papyrus points at the large refrigerator.]
This is a refrigerator! Also known as a "fridge!" You put food inside of it, and it keeps it cold so you can eat it later!
[To demonstrate the point, he opens the fridge, and inside are six containers all with the word SPAGHET written on them, in Papyrus' hand writing.]
-And before you ask why you would want cold food… you don't! Unless it's meant to be cold. But then you just take it out, put it in the oven or boil it, and it's good to eat again! Usually I use a microwave, but sometimes nothing beats a good ol' bucket of oven-heated pasta!!
Next we have… cameras!!
[And with that, Papyrus holds up a cute looking instant polaroid camera.]
With this, you can take a picture of something, and it prints it out on paper you can keep! I'd demonstrate, but this is Olivia's, not mine. People use it to take pictures of their friends or themselves, so you can always relive the memories of the past!! Unless you want to forget them, in which case, do NOT get a camera, and instead get alcohol!!
Moving on to this!!
[It's deodorant.]
EVERYONE WHO ISN'T USING THIS, NEEDS TO USE THIS.
[One brief moment of staring hard at the communicator later, he continues.]
Now, there's many, many, many, many, many…. many things I still need to go over, so listen up!!
[He turns his communication jewelry to face down at the pile of "modern" objects he's collected in front of him. Said pile includes things like:
a cellphone, a selfie-stick, a scrap of paper with the word "ANIME" on it, an umbrella, hair curlers and straighteners, an mp3 player, a box of spaghetti, and various drawings of things like cars, televisions, airplanes, to name a few.
Perhaps your character even sees something there not listed… ]
Anything you see here, you can ask about, and I will explain it to you!! I will be your educational guide to the future and wonder of modern technology!!
To those who have never seen him before, well… He's a skeleton!! A very loud one. He's shouting while gesturing grandly to himself when he starts:]
HELLO, EVERYONE! IT IS I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS!!
Now, you may think to yourself, "WHAT HAVE I DONE TODAY TO BE BLESSED WITH A VIDEO OF THE GREAT PAPYRUS??" The answer is simple!! Be here and have magic jewelry!!
"BUT WAIT!!" You wonder!! "WHY HAS HE DECIDED TO GRACE ME WITH HIS PRESENCE!!" Another simple answer!! I've decided I'm going to teach those here who don't know what certain things are what they are!!
[Starting with the kitchen, Papyrus points at the large refrigerator.]
This is a refrigerator! Also known as a "fridge!" You put food inside of it, and it keeps it cold so you can eat it later!
[To demonstrate the point, he opens the fridge, and inside are six containers all with the word SPAGHET written on them, in Papyrus' hand writing.]
-And before you ask why you would want cold food… you don't! Unless it's meant to be cold. But then you just take it out, put it in the oven or boil it, and it's good to eat again! Usually I use a microwave, but sometimes nothing beats a good ol' bucket of oven-heated pasta!!
Next we have… cameras!!
[And with that, Papyrus holds up a cute looking instant polaroid camera.]
With this, you can take a picture of something, and it prints it out on paper you can keep! I'd demonstrate, but this is Olivia's, not mine. People use it to take pictures of their friends or themselves, so you can always relive the memories of the past!! Unless you want to forget them, in which case, do NOT get a camera, and instead get alcohol!!
Moving on to this!!
[It's deodorant.]
EVERYONE WHO ISN'T USING THIS, NEEDS TO USE THIS.
[One brief moment of staring hard at the communicator later, he continues.]
Now, there's many, many, many, many, many…. many things I still need to go over, so listen up!!
[He turns his communication jewelry to face down at the pile of "modern" objects he's collected in front of him. Said pile includes things like:
a cellphone, a selfie-stick, a scrap of paper with the word "ANIME" on it, an umbrella, hair curlers and straighteners, an mp3 player, a box of spaghetti, and various drawings of things like cars, televisions, airplanes, to name a few.
Perhaps your character even sees something there not listed… ]
Anything you see here, you can ask about, and I will explain it to you!! I will be your educational guide to the future and wonder of modern technology!!
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Oh, yes, well, you know! I'd hardly be THE GREAT PAPYRUS if I only was good at one or two things! I need to be great at a good amount of things!
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And that you are. Educational, thoughtful, and adorable.
Why don't you tell me about all that one? [He indicates to the hair curler/straightener.]
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[ Even if he is more "adorable." But either way, he doesn't seem to mind either. ]
Oh, yes! These ones, are for people with hair, to change their hairstyles. This one-
[He lifts up the hair curler-]
You use to make your hair curly, if it's straight. And this one-
[Now, the hair straightener.]
Is to make it straight, if it's frizzy or curly! You can use them, if you want!
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[He chuckles and pays attention to the explanation.]
Well. Sounds interestin', but I kinda like my hair the way it is. Can't imagine it'd be real helpful for you.
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[ So SUDDEN... ]
I suppose if you... need it done and have no one else to do it, it can't be helped!
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It's a date, then.
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[ And had he any hair, he'd probably be the type to curl it around his finger as he spoke like this. Instead, he just fiddle with the ends of his scarf. ]
I'll... speak with you soon, yes!