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futurology2016-09-09 10:48 pm
boneafide) wrote in futurology2016-09-09 10:48 pm
Entry tags:
- coby (one piece),
- darc (arc: twilight of the spirits),
- haise sasaki (tokyo ghoul: re),
- jasper (steven universe),
- laedo ledo (original),
- monkey d. luffy (one piece),
- nami (one piece),
- olivia (fire emblem: awakening),
- papyrus (undertale),
- riza hawkeye (fullmetal alchemist),
- sanji vinsmoke (one piece),
- vaughn (borderlands),
- widowmaker (overwatch)
Video; YOU WILL BE SCHOOLED HERE
[The video starts up, and look! IIt's Papyrus, back to normal and definitely not a traumatized king!
To those who have never seen him before, well… He's a skeleton!! A very loud one. He's shouting while gesturing grandly to himself when he starts:]
HELLO, EVERYONE! IT IS I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS!!
Now, you may think to yourself, "WHAT HAVE I DONE TODAY TO BE BLESSED WITH A VIDEO OF THE GREAT PAPYRUS??" The answer is simple!! Be here and have magic jewelry!!
"BUT WAIT!!" You wonder!! "WHY HAS HE DECIDED TO GRACE ME WITH HIS PRESENCE!!" Another simple answer!! I've decided I'm going to teach those here who don't know what certain things are what they are!!
[Starting with the kitchen, Papyrus points at the large refrigerator.]
This is a refrigerator! Also known as a "fridge!" You put food inside of it, and it keeps it cold so you can eat it later!
[To demonstrate the point, he opens the fridge, and inside are six containers all with the word SPAGHET written on them, in Papyrus' hand writing.]
-And before you ask why you would want cold food… you don't! Unless it's meant to be cold. But then you just take it out, put it in the oven or boil it, and it's good to eat again! Usually I use a microwave, but sometimes nothing beats a good ol' bucket of oven-heated pasta!!
Next we have… cameras!!
[And with that, Papyrus holds up a cute looking instant polaroid camera.]
With this, you can take a picture of something, and it prints it out on paper you can keep! I'd demonstrate, but this is Olivia's, not mine. People use it to take pictures of their friends or themselves, so you can always relive the memories of the past!! Unless you want to forget them, in which case, do NOT get a camera, and instead get alcohol!!
Moving on to this!!
[It's deodorant.]
EVERYONE WHO ISN'T USING THIS, NEEDS TO USE THIS.
[One brief moment of staring hard at the communicator later, he continues.]
Now, there's many, many, many, many, many…. many things I still need to go over, so listen up!!
[He turns his communication jewelry to face down at the pile of "modern" objects he's collected in front of him. Said pile includes things like:
a cellphone, a selfie-stick, a scrap of paper with the word "ANIME" on it, an umbrella, hair curlers and straighteners, an mp3 player, a box of spaghetti, and various drawings of things like cars, televisions, airplanes, to name a few.
Perhaps your character even sees something there not listed… ]
Anything you see here, you can ask about, and I will explain it to you!! I will be your educational guide to the future and wonder of modern technology!!
To those who have never seen him before, well… He's a skeleton!! A very loud one. He's shouting while gesturing grandly to himself when he starts:]
HELLO, EVERYONE! IT IS I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS!!
Now, you may think to yourself, "WHAT HAVE I DONE TODAY TO BE BLESSED WITH A VIDEO OF THE GREAT PAPYRUS??" The answer is simple!! Be here and have magic jewelry!!
"BUT WAIT!!" You wonder!! "WHY HAS HE DECIDED TO GRACE ME WITH HIS PRESENCE!!" Another simple answer!! I've decided I'm going to teach those here who don't know what certain things are what they are!!
[Starting with the kitchen, Papyrus points at the large refrigerator.]
This is a refrigerator! Also known as a "fridge!" You put food inside of it, and it keeps it cold so you can eat it later!
[To demonstrate the point, he opens the fridge, and inside are six containers all with the word SPAGHET written on them, in Papyrus' hand writing.]
-And before you ask why you would want cold food… you don't! Unless it's meant to be cold. But then you just take it out, put it in the oven or boil it, and it's good to eat again! Usually I use a microwave, but sometimes nothing beats a good ol' bucket of oven-heated pasta!!
Next we have… cameras!!
[And with that, Papyrus holds up a cute looking instant polaroid camera.]
With this, you can take a picture of something, and it prints it out on paper you can keep! I'd demonstrate, but this is Olivia's, not mine. People use it to take pictures of their friends or themselves, so you can always relive the memories of the past!! Unless you want to forget them, in which case, do NOT get a camera, and instead get alcohol!!
Moving on to this!!
[It's deodorant.]
EVERYONE WHO ISN'T USING THIS, NEEDS TO USE THIS.
[One brief moment of staring hard at the communicator later, he continues.]
Now, there's many, many, many, many, many…. many things I still need to go over, so listen up!!
[He turns his communication jewelry to face down at the pile of "modern" objects he's collected in front of him. Said pile includes things like:
a cellphone, a selfie-stick, a scrap of paper with the word "ANIME" on it, an umbrella, hair curlers and straighteners, an mp3 player, a box of spaghetti, and various drawings of things like cars, televisions, airplanes, to name a few.
Perhaps your character even sees something there not listed… ]
Anything you see here, you can ask about, and I will explain it to you!! I will be your educational guide to the future and wonder of modern technology!!
Video
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[ Aside from this whole "friend" thing, since when were they friends.... ]
Did you die before becoming a skeleton, too, or were you always like that?
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Always like this.
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[ So.... for comparison?? ]
2/2 im sorry
I'm sorry, that wasn't very polite, was it? Just, I thought Brook would be so happy, to see someone else like him!
1/2 poor nami getting the brunt of his tiredness with being asked if hes dead
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[ yeah you know the part where she literally just explained brook wasnt born a skeleton? he ignored that. he literally stopped listening after she said "one of our crew is a skeleton." ]
hsjfhdh IT'S OKAY it's high time someone's annoyed w her anyway
But at least he doesn't seem offended anymore?? ]
Yes, Brook. He's... our musician. Very tall, likes flashy clothes, has an afro. They call him "Soul King" Brook, because he performed as a famous musician when our crew was separated for two years. [ He's also very weird and wants to see every girl's panties but?? she's not about to share that?? ]
He's also... hm, enthusiastic, just like you.
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[ what. ]
He sounds great!! I wish I could meet him!! This may sound unbelievable... but I actually don't know too many skeletons!! Just me, and my brother... He was here, a while ago.
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Eh, if you say so! Obviously you're the expert on skeletons. [ This is like talking to Luffy, sometimes you just have to run with it... ]
I'm sure he'd like to meet you, too. [ A pause, and, ] Your brother...? I'm sorry that he's no longer here. [ At least the sympathy isn't faked -- couldn't be, not when she saw her captain go through the same loss. ]
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It's alright. I'm... He's probably doing okay. Sleeping more than he should, but probably okay.
... Maybe Soul King will show up here! Then I could meet him. But we never really do know who will show up, huh?
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[ Call that overly optimistic... but she wants to believe it, that if Luffy and Ace won't be able to meet outside of ALASTAIR, at least Papyrus will be able to meet his brother when he goes back. ]
Maybe! You're right, though... I wonder if they choose who falls through the rifts or if it's completely by accident.
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[ It sounds like complaining in terms of words, but the tone is also stupidly affectionate. He really does miss his bro. ]
Oh, I think it's an accident! Because no one has any control over it.