construing: (phones.)
ɢᴡᴇɴ sᴛᴀᴄʏ ❚ SPIDER-WOMAN ([personal profile] construing) wrote in [community profile] futurology2016-10-31 06:45 pm

( video | un: white_lotus )

[ the video opens on the white masked face and large pink eyes of one spider-woman ( secretly gwendolyn stacy. ) nothing else about the video seems odd…except perhaps for the way her pink-and-blue web-lined hood hangs around her head almost as if she were actually upside down ( she is. )

nothing else is weird. at all.
]

Greetings, Audentes. For those who don't know me, I'm your resident Spider-Woman. That's first name "Spider," last name "Woman," middle initial "hyphen." With that out of the way, I interrupt your daily routine to bring you this.

[ gwen flips her hand, seemingly pulling a scratched piece of holodisc out of midair. ( yes, she practiced that move. ) it vanishes from view as she holds it near the magitek. but the garbled audio is captured without problem. ]

--the core. Instability will result in-- --for this reason, we have--

[ gwen waits a few seconds so the message stands alone before proceeding. ]

Now, I don't know about you, but to me that sounds like the opposite of good. And considering all the holes and earthquakes and the earth generally being like nah to being stepped on around here, I'm guessing this planet thinks the same thing.

I also know my friend and I weren't the only ones who ran out to find more of these. [ the exaggerated friendliness with which she usually speaks tapers off into something more solemn. even the eyes of the mask narrow slightly. because masks do this. ] This planet was abandoned a thousand years ago for a reason. It's looking like we're going to discover that reason on our own. I prefer to do my research first so if anyone's found more of these messages, time to share with the class.
(( ooc: feel free to use this post to threadjack to your heart's content! ))
pummelling: (65)

[personal profile] pummelling 2016-11-03 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
No, by all means. Chuck the bling. Go ahead.

[he's still Mad]
heavyhitter: (hands off the studs ok)

[personal profile] heavyhitter 2016-11-03 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, what is actually going on over there? She's got your thing, right? Do you, like, need a rescue from bling-stealing bondage, or something?
pummelling: (25)

[personal profile] pummelling 2016-11-03 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
Spider-Woman, apparently, values her privacy and insisted on using a magitek that wasn't hers. In other words, mine.

Which would've been fine if she weren't hanging from the ceiling right now.
heavyhitter: (gonna touch it)

[personal profile] heavyhitter 2016-11-03 01:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Holy shit, seriously? Where are you guys?
heavyhitter: (forgot to say out loud)

[personal profile] heavyhitter 2016-11-03 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Whoa, really? Me too, small fuckin' interdimensional team!
pummelling: (26)

[personal profile] pummelling 2016-11-04 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Will the coincidences never cease.

[jokers all around.]
heavyhitter: (am i too dirty am i too flirty?)

[personal profile] heavyhitter 2016-11-06 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
I hope not. But seriously, I wanna check this out. Is she doing it straight up like a spider, or is she hanging off a bar or something?
pummelling: (02)

[personal profile] pummelling 2016-11-06 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
[He actually sounds vaguely amused instead of flat out sarcastic. Not that he'll admit Gwen's schtick is cool to her face.]

She is called Spider-Woman, you know. With a name like that, you have to be able to back it up.
heavyhitter: (5am turn the radio up!)

[personal profile] heavyhitter 2016-11-06 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
Nice! Does she shit webs, too? [ she sounds like she really hopes this is the case ]
pummelling: (50)

rip small tags

[personal profile] pummelling 2016-11-06 07:32 am (UTC)(link)
[jfc

but he's gonna run with it
]

Not like she isn't pulling things out of her ass all the time anyway.
pummelling: (29)

[personal profile] pummelling 2016-11-06 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Tough luck, Taranto. [s h r u g s] Looks like the arachnid's spoken.