text, @TARANTO, day after the saloon fire

[heavyhitter]

hey guys guess what: blankets!!! me and TF to the fucking rescue, we rustled up like 40 of these bad boys
super cozy, some nice patterns. one of them has a robot wolf on it
it was also all entirely legal

they're ALMOST free, all you gotta do is tell me a story then come get one (i'm by those spiky ass fat plants that bleed if you knock them over)

also since i have 40 and there's more than 40 of us, i guess also pick someone to get cozy with

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[competing]

I'm... currently not at liberty to reveal my sources.

[heavyhitter]

uh huh
alright

so you got all your cats, keep going

[heavyhitter]

spiky bleeding plants remember
also, blanket pile. just look for the king of the hill you'll find me

[ and that's exactly where she is, hanging out next to the spiky bleeding plants on a giant throne of blankets, looking like she's been lounging more than long enough to get comfortable. ]

action;

[endeudado]

Oh right. I'll be there in a few.

[ Well, here he comes, Ramir. One familiar-looking 6'3" dude with pistols strapped to his waist a smile spread wide on his face. ]

So, which one's mine?

[heavyhitter]

[ She offers a lazy smile as he draws nearer, and gestures down at one particular corner of her pile. There she's laid out three different green-themed blankets. One has some sort of patchwork of green frogs, one of them is green with white spots, and one is a knitted affair in bright greens and yellows, with a lovely pink fringe. ]

One of those guys, probably. I mean, really it's whichever one you want, but if you're looking for green... [ They're the best bet. ]

[endeudado]

[ Pink fringe. It's gotta be the pink fringe. Jesper's eyes light up when he sees it. Green and yellow? And pink? It's like it was made for him! ]

This one for sure. [ He leans down to touch it. He wouldn't even care if it was itchy at this point, it's his #aesthetic. ] Can I just take it?

[selfimage]

So it seems.
One with anger to spare.

[heavyhitter]

[ She gestures, a take it away sweep of her hand. ]

Oh yeah, all yours. [ She's not particularly fond of that one, and it shows. ] A good story deserves a good blanket, right?

[heavyhitter]

have you ever seen it

[selfimage]

Once or twice. Enough to know the story is true.

[heavyhitter]

wait so it just ends there? it doesn't break out and wreak havoc or anything?

[selfimage]

Of course it does.
But that sounds like an EXTRA blanket story.

[heavyhitter]

whaaaat are you kidding that was hardly a story in the first place, just the set up for one

[endeudado]

[ Jesper will treasure this blanket for as long as he is in Audentes, Ramir. It is his new favorite thing. He picks it up and throws it over his shoulders, clearly enjoying it for all its awful, bright colors. ]

Thanks. I'm glad you scored these.

[ because, yeah, it totally wasn't in a legal way but Jesper could not care in the least ]

[selfimage]

My father's exploits in the war of a billion, billion, billion beings wasn't enough?
I'm wounded.

[heavyhitter]

i mean maybe if you went into one of those fights for me
you know, the bloody blow by blow
jeez it's like you're new to this

[selfimage]

Generally if someone wants specifics, they specify.
And the one who plays it right gets 2 blankets.

So

[heavyhitter]

pretty sure i said exciting, that means not the textbook overview

[selfimage]

Sound effects.
2 blankets.

[heavyhitter]

two blankets IF you can make it good

[heavyhitter]

[ you slip in one line about how it was legal and suddenly everyone assumes you're a liar, smh ]

Me too. [ And she pulls hers on a little tighter — a black and red thing, mostly black with just a few red highlights. Kinda badass for a blanket. ] Anyway, use it well, share it with a shitty storyteller, whatever. Enjoy.

[ofobedience]

No. You're sadly mistaken.

[Is he arguing against his own personhood? Sure looks that way.]

[gutpunching]

[Maybe. He can switch metaphorical gears, he's accommodating like that.]

Here I figured being Boss of Blanket Mountain would make you pretty popular.

[And yet she's still sitting at a paltry two bodies, what a shame.]

[heavyhitter]

hahaha that's much better
anyway i'm a discerning boss of blanket mountain, i don't pick up just anyone to be capo

come on seriously stop by for like an hour tops

[heavyhitter]

hey question
what's the shit that annoys you the most