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futurology2016-11-10 01:31 pm
heavyhitter) wrote in futurology2016-11-10 01:31 pm
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text, @TARANTO, day after the saloon fire
hey guys guess what: blankets!!! me and TF to the fucking rescue, we rustled up like 40 of these bad boys
super cozy, some nice patterns. one of them has a robot wolf on it
it was also all entirely legal
they're ALMOST free, all you gotta do is tell me a story then come get one (i'm by those spiky ass fat plants that bleed if you knock them over)
also since i have 40 and there's more than 40 of us, i guess also pick someone to get cozy with
super cozy, some nice patterns. one of them has a robot wolf on it
it was also all entirely legal
they're ALMOST free, all you gotta do is tell me a story then come get one (i'm by those spiky ass fat plants that bleed if you knock them over)
also since i have 40 and there's more than 40 of us, i guess also pick someone to get cozy with
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that guy's my fucking hero
wait important: did he barf or shit them out
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Nah, he coughed them up. We didn't have time to wait that long.
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never tried it but pawing through your own shit doesn't really sound like a great time
ok keep going
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[ Gross, but sometimes you do what you gotta... ]
Alright, so where was I? The smoke stack, right? So Inej climbs to the top and lowers the rope down for everyone. We make it out and now we're on the roof of the prison sector, but some of us still have to break into the palace.
I was working the getaway plan, so I don't know all the details for how the next part went down. On my end of the job it was me and Wylan, our sweet little demo expert. We had to infiltrate the gate we'd be using to make our escape. Or more accurately, making sure that gate closed permanently so no one else could follow us out. We ran into a bit of trouble but ours was definitely the simplest part of the plan. Kaz, Matthias, Inej and Nina were tasked with infiltrating the party and finding Bo Yul-Bayur.
[ And a lot of stuff happened but Jesper legit does not know because Kaz didn't tell him...... ]
Once Wylan and I triggered Black Protocol and closed the gate up permanently, we met up with everyone else to make our escape. It turns out Bo Yul-Bayur was dead and we ended up kidnapping his son, Kuwei Yul-Bo. But I guess he knew enough about parem that the Fjerdans were still holding him hostage anyway. [ Here's a pause for him to shrug. ]
Anyway, so the only way out for the palace crew was through a tree with this spring underneath it, which was apparently also their god or something? Things were happening really fast. Inej had gotten separated from the group but me and Wylan saved her. And we stole a tank on our way out, because why not, right?
[ When you see a tank, you just gotta steal it. ]
So all of us meet up outside, got in the tank, crossed the bridge out of the island the Ice Court was on, then blew the bridge up to cover our escape. All we had to do was ride pretty all the way to our ship waiting for us in the city and we were in the clear. The end.
[ He definitely cut out any and all complications from that story, sorry, Ramir. ]
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i really like your style, all your style
but that's not TOTALLY the end, what'd you spend the loot on? that's important
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[ HAHA... Awkward... laugh... ]
We actually got cheated out of the loot we were promised. The damn mercher pulled a fast one on us and tried to have us all killed so he could bury the whole job. Turns out he never told the Merchant Council about what we were doing, and he had his own grisha on parem so that caught us all off guard. If Kaz hadn't swapped Kuwei with Wylan at the last second, we would've been screwed for sure.
So this merch, Jan Van Eck, threatens to rat us out to the Merchant Council and claim we kidnapped Kuwei Yul-Bo against his will. (We didn't, by the way.) But even though things were looking pretty bad before we left, I'm sure Kaz could come up with something to get our money and get back at Van Eck, as well as clear our names.
That's just, uh, what we were in the middle of before I showed up here.
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but yeah i'm sure it'll work out when you get back, like you said, you got a guy who barfs up lock picks and explosives on your side
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[ I mean, it's all super cool when you ignore all the ways he fucked up and Kaz is mad at him but Kaz would never show up so it's fine!!
Jesper laughs. ]
But that's Kaz Brekker for you. He plans for everything. He's a schemer.
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nice to have around though
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[ Now you know All There Is To Know about Kaz Brekker, Jesper's super-awesome boss. ]
So, do I win a blanket or what?
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you get your pick of what's left
i'd personally recommend the groundhogs
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[ Groundhogs sound fun, but they're also like. Brown. And Jesper likes greens and yellows way better. ]
Got anything with some bright colors?
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i promised the disco blanket to someone else but we still got some that were definitely made on whatever they smoke around here
favorite color?
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[ Shame. Though Jesper's world hasn't had the disco era yet, which is an even biggest shame. ]
Green. The brighter the better.
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stop by you got your pick of greens for that story
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[ yeeee he's excited!! ]
Where can I come pick it up?
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also, blanket pile. just look for the king of the hill you'll find me
[ and that's exactly where she is, hanging out next to the spiky bleeding plants on a giant throne of blankets, looking like she's been lounging more than long enough to get comfortable. ]
action;
[ Well, here he comes, Ramir. One familiar-looking 6'3" dude with pistols strapped to his waist a smile spread wide on his face. ]
So, which one's mine?
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One of those guys, probably. I mean, really it's whichever one you want, but if you're looking for green... [ They're the best bet. ]
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This one for sure. [ He leans down to touch it. He wouldn't even care if it was itchy at this point, it's his #aesthetic. ] Can I just take it?
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Oh yeah, all yours. [ She's not particularly fond of that one, and it shows. ] A good story deserves a good blanket, right?
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Thanks. I'm glad you scored these.
[ because, yeah, it totally wasn't in a legal way but Jesper could not care in the least ]
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Me too. [ And she pulls hers on a little tighter — a black and red thing, mostly black with just a few red highlights. Kinda badass for a blanket. ] Anyway, use it well, share it with a shitty storyteller, whatever. Enjoy.
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Will do. See ya around.
[ He nods. He will share this blanket with absolutely no one because Kaz would sooner burn it than be caught with something this bright. (Or get within a foot of Jesper, honestly.) But then Kaz isn't here, so the warmth will have to do. ]
Lemme know if you wanna hear anymore stories. Though they won't be as good as that one.