text, @TARANTO, day after the saloon fire

[heavyhitter]

hey guys guess what: blankets!!! me and TF to the fucking rescue, we rustled up like 40 of these bad boys
super cozy, some nice patterns. one of them has a robot wolf on it
it was also all entirely legal

they're ALMOST free, all you gotta do is tell me a story then come get one (i'm by those spiky ass fat plants that bleed if you knock them over)

also since i have 40 and there's more than 40 of us, i guess also pick someone to get cozy with

Comments

[competing]

The lack of cliffhanger is dependent on the third blanket!

[heavyhitter]

hell no, i'm still trying to get the worth of blanket #2 out of you!

[competing]

What do you mean? I just described at least five episodes' worth for you!

[ whoa, meta ]

[heavyhitter]

well then your pacing fucking sucks!

[competing]

[ wow language ]

I wasn't sure I'd be given an an entire season, okay!

[heavyhitter]

sounds like a whole lotta not my problem doesn't it

[competing]

[ grumble grumble ] Whatever, I'll just take the two blankets then.

[heavyhitter]

fine whatever
stop by whenever, all yours. JUST two

[competing]

Fiine.

[ and then, cuz his mama raised him right— ]

Thanks.