text, @TARANTO, day after the saloon fire

[heavyhitter]

hey guys guess what: blankets!!! me and TF to the fucking rescue, we rustled up like 40 of these bad boys
super cozy, some nice patterns. one of them has a robot wolf on it
it was also all entirely legal

they're ALMOST free, all you gotta do is tell me a story then come get one (i'm by those spiky ass fat plants that bleed if you knock them over)

also since i have 40 and there's more than 40 of us, i guess also pick someone to get cozy with

Comments

[heavyhitter]

no like blankets made out of cactus needles
good, right? generally positive feeling on those?

[cachemoney]

Oh yes that sounds perfect 100% great

[heavyhitter]

ratnests: yes, no, how many

[cachemoney]

Exactly one thousand

[heavyhitter]

great i have EXACTLY the blanket for you
stop by whenever

[cachemoney]

You got it. [Though she's going to be pissed if the blanket actually is made of ratsnests and cactus needles. js.]

[heavyhitter]

[ don't worry, fi. Whenever she stops by, she'll find a cactus-patterned red blanket waiting for her, neatly folded and completely free of needles and rat nests. How nice. ]