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futurology2016-12-20 07:26 pm
moneyballer) wrote in futurology2016-12-20 07:26 pm
Entry tags:
- ana ramir (original),
- asher millstone (htgawm),
- giorno giovanna (jjba),
- jin kung (mortal kombat),
- kaz brekker (grishaverse),
- lucina (fire emblem: awakening),
- oliver hampton (htgawm),
- olivia (fire emblem: awakening),
- rhys (borderlands),
- sai (naruto),
- sieglinde sullivan (black butler),
- sonia nevermind (danganronpa 2),
- twisted fate (league of legends),
- widowmaker (overwatch),
- zenyatta (overwatch)
VIDEO; un: I CAN B UR DADDY
[Asher is decked out in the gaudiest holiday apparel you may ever see, addressing the network after months of terrible seemingly good behavior.]
Happy birthday to the original g-
[He raises a glass full of something suspicious in color, as if to make a toast.]
Je-
[The law student then proceeds to down all of the liquid at frighteningly quick pace before continuing.]
Sus Christ. Hundreds of years later and he’s still got bitches out the wazoo, stringin’ up lights on trees, prayin’ 2 his likeness, ‘n shit. I-D-K how I feel about the actual religion, but if ladies still want your dick after you’ve been dead for friggin’ ever you gotta be doing something right, right?
Anyways, I ain’t about to go to this holiday shindig sober, if y’know what I mean.
[And if you don’t, he’s about to explain it to you.]
I’m all for gettin’ slizzered in this blizzard, gettin’ some ice all up in my grill, and maybe if I’m lucky somebody’s balls’ll be getting jingled TONIGHT, y’all.
If you’re over 18 and are more keen on bein’ naughty than nice, come find me and we’ll pregame the party.
[As if this little broadcast wasn't unnecessary enough, Asher feels the need to get far too close to the camera and exclaim:]
Merry Christmas, bitcheeeeeeeez.
[*Please note that this post represents the feelings of a fictitious character about a somewhat religious holiday, and in no way is a reflection of the actual author's perspective, thank you.]
Happy birthday to the original g-
[He raises a glass full of something suspicious in color, as if to make a toast.]
Je-
[The law student then proceeds to down all of the liquid at frighteningly quick pace before continuing.]
Sus Christ. Hundreds of years later and he’s still got bitches out the wazoo, stringin’ up lights on trees, prayin’ 2 his likeness, ‘n shit. I-D-K how I feel about the actual religion, but if ladies still want your dick after you’ve been dead for friggin’ ever you gotta be doing something right, right?
Anyways, I ain’t about to go to this holiday shindig sober, if y’know what I mean.
[And if you don’t, he’s about to explain it to you.]
I’m all for gettin’ slizzered in this blizzard, gettin’ some ice all up in my grill, and maybe if I’m lucky somebody’s balls’ll be getting jingled TONIGHT, y’all.
If you’re over 18 and are more keen on bein’ naughty than nice, come find me and we’ll pregame the party.
[As if this little broadcast wasn't unnecessary enough, Asher feels the need to get far too close to the camera and exclaim:]
Merry Christmas, bitcheeeeeeeez.
[*Please note that this post represents the feelings of a fictitious character about a somewhat religious holiday, and in no way is a reflection of the actual author's perspective, thank you.]