video; un: peridot

[runningjoke]

[The video turns on, and this individual here is… very green. Neon green, even. And with a stone embedded in her forehead, very similarly to another person who posted once before. However, unlike Pearl, Peridot's voice is less melodic, and more… nasally. She doesn't sound happy, either.]

Hello humans.

[Sigh.]

And whatever else is here.

It seems somehow, ALASTAIR has sent me something from my home world. If only they could spend their time on sending me back instead of bringing things here I don't need.

[And with that, Peridot looks off screen, reaches for something, and places a weird orb with legs out in front of the video feed she's set up. It takes a few steps to settle itself, and then remains still again.]

This is a flask robonoid. It's purpose is … useless here. It's really just useless.

The only reason I'm showing it to any of you at all is so that if you see it around, it isn't a threat. I should just destroy it so that it doesn't get in the way, but …

[She kind of wants it around. It reminds her of a simpler time, when she wasn't stuck on a foreign planet. Instead, she just flicks at the Robonoid with a "finger" of hers, and a pool of liquid inside of it splashes around before it finds equilibrium again.]

… Just let it walk around.

Comments

[adoube]

Are 'pearls' pretty? Are you meant to be pretty?

[runningjoke]

... Pearls are meant to be pretty. Yes. That's... true.

[...Because even though Pearl is Rebel Scum, Peridot can't ignore that she's pretty.]

I'm not meant to be. I'm more important than that.

[adoube]

That's good!!

Because you're not pretty at all........................

[runningjoke]

Show me your face, human. I want to know what you look like.

[adoube]

Not another one.........

I'm out of things to ask you stalkers for!!!

[runningjoke]

Don't you want me to be able to tell you you're pretty too?

[adoube]

Not! At! All!! (◎｀・ω・´)ゞ (●´ω｀●)ゞ

Being ugly is much, much better!

Say-say, if you don't like your dog, I'll take it. I know a mountain that lost its goat. It could use a dog instead.

[runningjoke]

... Dog?? It's not a dog??

[adoube]

It will do fiiiiiiiiiine.

[runningjoke]

No.

[adoube]

Didn't you say you should just destroy it? You don't need it, then?

[runningjoke]

I'm keeping it, because I'd rather destroy it myself than give it to an idiot like you.

[adoube]

But it would go to the mountain................

[runningjoke]

I don't care about whatever mountain you're talking about. If it's something you care about, that just gives me more reason to NOT care about it!

[adoube]

All right. Please keep the dog you don't want.

[runningjoke]

I will, idiot.