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[slapfight]

Since we have our new marching orders, and are preparing to depart relatively soon, I feel as if I should go on record admitting my one weakness.

[she makes an agitated noise.] I'm not good at blending in.

[she holds up her hands, suddenly excited.]

But! But I have learned that the one thing that sets me apart is that I'm considered to be very funny. So by using my natural gift for comedy, I will surely keep the natives off guard while we plan out our strategies.

The problem is I don't have many jokes. The one about the chicken, while hilarious, will probably lose its charm after awhile, so in the name of preserving teamwork, I ask of you, my fellow Audentes, to give me, the great and lovable Peridot, your best jokes.

Comments

[feytality]

Oh, really? The heart pumps blood and stuff! What's that like, for gems?

[slapfight]

It makes my physical form and holds all the data about my existence?

[feytality]

Isn't that kinda like what a computer does...?

[slapfight]

That's also an overly simplistic way of looking at it, but... essentially yes.

[gemology is so hard to explain to humans.]

[feytality]

So you're like.... a super gem robot! That's really cool.

[slapfight]

[this thread in summary]

That's right. I'm cool.

[feytality]

You don't really need jokes! You can just show off your robot gem stuff!

[slapfight]

That would defeat the purpose of blending in...

[feytality]

.....

I guess you're right. Maybe the world isn't ready for awesome robogems.....

[What a tragedy]