Video; un: zenyatta

[iomnic]

Hello, world!

[Oh, who's this guy?? Surely not someone any of you have met before!! JK, there's his username, slapped on the post like it always is. But this guy's a human!! Surely there's an explanation for this!!]

This is Zenyatta. If we have met before, then you might notice I am looking very different! If we have not, I do not typically look like this. I am typically an omnic- or as you might better know, a robot.

For the most recent mission, we have the assignment of "blending in" with the population. I thought this could be an opportunity for me to learn what it would be like to live as a human.

That is also where I could use some assistance. I am still becoming accustomed to human lifestyle, but there are many things that are new to me. For example, I have noticed there are certain rules about clothing most humans follow, but it was not exactly something I thought too much about as an omnic. I typically did not wear shirts, but it seems that this might be more of a necessity, as a human?

[As are socks. Shoes. Underwear.]

Another question I have- how do humans know when they are allergic to things? How do I run some sort of diagnosis to ascertain what I should avoid?

I am sure there are much more I have yet to discover, but some guidance would be appreciated.

Comments

[whatshimadayou]

[urrrgh]

I would be able to write something down, but perhaps we should determine whether or not you have any possible allergic reactions. Everyone is different.

...And I will show you some basic exercise. [you're a yoga man, probably, is his guess]

[iomnic]

Apparently, I have learned I would only find out what I am allergic to through experimentation. I think the only things so far I know are agreeable with me are tea, and ramen.

[Since that's all he's had so far.]

Basic exercise sounds wonderful.

[Says the guy who has never yet had muscle soreness.]

[whatshimadayou]

Was it actual ramen or that ridiculous instant creation?

[THIS IS IMPORTANT.]

Then perhaps I should run you through some essentials.

[iomnic]

Genji was very specific about how it should be prepared. So actual ramen, yes.

And of course. Whatever you think would be essential.

[whatshimadayou]

Hm. Of course. [He shouldn't have expected anything different.]

I will write down some exercises, but it would be good to meet so I can show you how they are done, Zenyatta.

[iomnic]

I agree that it would be good to meet with you. Where and when would be best?

[whatshimadayou]

My schedule is free, as we are not on a mission at the moment.

I recommend we meet outside. Perhaps the courtyard or the training center would be most appropriate.

[iomnic]

I think the courtyard would be a good place. I will see you there shortly.