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Tekhartha Zenyatta ([personal profile] iomnic) wrote in [community profile] futurology2017-01-18 03:28 pm

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Hello, world!

[Oh, who's this guy?? Surely not someone any of you have met before!! JK, there's his username, slapped on the post like it always is. But this guy's a human!! Surely there's an explanation for this!!]

This is Zenyatta. If we have met before, then you might notice I am looking very different! If we have not, I do not typically look like this. I am typically an omnic- or as you might better know, a robot.

For the most recent mission, we have the assignment of "blending in" with the population. I thought this could be an opportunity for me to learn what it would be like to live as a human.

That is also where I could use some assistance. I am still becoming accustomed to human lifestyle, but there are many things that are new to me. For example, I have noticed there are certain rules about clothing most humans follow, but it was not exactly something I thought too much about as an omnic. I typically did not wear shirts, but it seems that this might be more of a necessity, as a human?

[As are socks. Shoes. Underwear.]

Another question I have- how do humans know when they are allergic to things? How do I run some sort of diagnosis to ascertain what I should avoid?

I am sure there are much more I have yet to discover, but some guidance would be appreciated.
flashbanging: but my color comes back (paint me in a corner)

[personal profile] flashbanging 2017-01-21 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
'Fraid so. Look out for eggs--anythin' dairy, really. Peanuts, too. Those are the most common kinda allergies, near as I can recall.

[ McCree, like the big healthy ox he is, isn't allergic to anything.

(Still drinks too much, though.) ]
flashbanging: deep down, you might like what i've found (come closer)

[personal profile] flashbanging 2017-01-21 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
I mean, you can try it. Might not hurt you a bit. Hope it don't, for your sake.

[ Because McCree agrees: cheese is a blessing. ]
flashbanging: searching for smoke in a still-water pond (i've seen a world full of non-believers)

[personal profile] flashbanging 2017-01-21 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds like a real adventure, darlin'.

[ He tips his hat. ]

Good luck t'you.