Tekhartha Zenyatta (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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futurology2017-01-18 03:28 pm
iomnic) wrote in futurology2017-01-18 03:28 pm
Video; un: zenyatta
Hello, world!
[Oh, who's this guy?? Surely not someone any of you have met before!! JK, there's his username, slapped on the post like it always is. But this guy's a human!! Surely there's an explanation for this!!]
This is Zenyatta. If we have met before, then you might notice I am looking very different! If we have not, I do not typically look like this. I am typically an omnic- or as you might better know, a robot.
For the most recent mission, we have the assignment of "blending in" with the population. I thought this could be an opportunity for me to learn what it would be like to live as a human.
That is also where I could use some assistance. I am still becoming accustomed to human lifestyle, but there are many things that are new to me. For example, I have noticed there are certain rules about clothing most humans follow, but it was not exactly something I thought too much about as an omnic. I typically did not wear shirts, but it seems that this might be more of a necessity, as a human?
[As are socks. Shoes. Underwear.]
Another question I have- how do humans know when they are allergic to things? How do I run some sort of diagnosis to ascertain what I should avoid?
I am sure there are much more I have yet to discover, but some guidance would be appreciated.
[Oh, who's this guy?? Surely not someone any of you have met before!! JK, there's his username, slapped on the post like it always is. But this guy's a human!! Surely there's an explanation for this!!]
This is Zenyatta. If we have met before, then you might notice I am looking very different! If we have not, I do not typically look like this. I am typically an omnic- or as you might better know, a robot.
For the most recent mission, we have the assignment of "blending in" with the population. I thought this could be an opportunity for me to learn what it would be like to live as a human.
That is also where I could use some assistance. I am still becoming accustomed to human lifestyle, but there are many things that are new to me. For example, I have noticed there are certain rules about clothing most humans follow, but it was not exactly something I thought too much about as an omnic. I typically did not wear shirts, but it seems that this might be more of a necessity, as a human?
[As are socks. Shoes. Underwear.]
Another question I have- how do humans know when they are allergic to things? How do I run some sort of diagnosis to ascertain what I should avoid?
I am sure there are much more I have yet to discover, but some guidance would be appreciated.
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[ someone plEASE TELL HIM TO WEAR UNDERWEAR OTHERWISE HE'S GOING FREEBALLING ]
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It's...some people think it is. That's more of a personal preference sort of thing. Just try to prioritize your own comfort.
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I see! That is very useful, thank you.
I do still have a few other questions, if you do not mind me asking you them?
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Of course. I might not have the answers, but I'll do my best to help. What's giving you trouble?
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[ thank god no more underwear questions ]
You should probably avoid nuts, I think. Maybe try ice cream. There's plenty of mostly harmless flavors.
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Ice cream does sound wonderful though.
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[not like... real date. But. You know.]
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[ tho really what's more important than that? ]
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