Tekhartha Zenyatta (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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futurology2017-01-18 03:28 pm
iomnic) wrote in futurology2017-01-18 03:28 pm
Video; un: zenyatta
Hello, world!
[Oh, who's this guy?? Surely not someone any of you have met before!! JK, there's his username, slapped on the post like it always is. But this guy's a human!! Surely there's an explanation for this!!]
This is Zenyatta. If we have met before, then you might notice I am looking very different! If we have not, I do not typically look like this. I am typically an omnic- or as you might better know, a robot.
For the most recent mission, we have the assignment of "blending in" with the population. I thought this could be an opportunity for me to learn what it would be like to live as a human.
That is also where I could use some assistance. I am still becoming accustomed to human lifestyle, but there are many things that are new to me. For example, I have noticed there are certain rules about clothing most humans follow, but it was not exactly something I thought too much about as an omnic. I typically did not wear shirts, but it seems that this might be more of a necessity, as a human?
[As are socks. Shoes. Underwear.]
Another question I have- how do humans know when they are allergic to things? How do I run some sort of diagnosis to ascertain what I should avoid?
I am sure there are much more I have yet to discover, but some guidance would be appreciated.
[Oh, who's this guy?? Surely not someone any of you have met before!! JK, there's his username, slapped on the post like it always is. But this guy's a human!! Surely there's an explanation for this!!]
This is Zenyatta. If we have met before, then you might notice I am looking very different! If we have not, I do not typically look like this. I am typically an omnic- or as you might better know, a robot.
For the most recent mission, we have the assignment of "blending in" with the population. I thought this could be an opportunity for me to learn what it would be like to live as a human.
That is also where I could use some assistance. I am still becoming accustomed to human lifestyle, but there are many things that are new to me. For example, I have noticed there are certain rules about clothing most humans follow, but it was not exactly something I thought too much about as an omnic. I typically did not wear shirts, but it seems that this might be more of a necessity, as a human?
[As are socks. Shoes. Underwear.]
Another question I have- how do humans know when they are allergic to things? How do I run some sort of diagnosis to ascertain what I should avoid?
I am sure there are much more I have yet to discover, but some guidance would be appreciated.
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Anyway: if you have any other pressing human lifestyle questions, come to me. I was a kid during this era, too, so I'll sort of know what to do in that department as well.
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Was only a matter of time before the student became the master. Kind of.
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And so, Master, please do let me know if you see me doing anything too unusual.
[ He's laughing a little while saying this though, because he's still kind of a troll, even though he's being mostly serious. ]