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we interrupt ur regularly scheduled shitposting to bring u this public service announcement

i'd avoid the general area around the dollarclub if i were u
unless u wanna claw someone's eyes out for ur favorite energy drink, anyway - it's all gone to hell with riots

i hope u all have brushed up on ur zombie apocalypse cliches

ngl it's getting pretty intense over here
saw these two guys fighting over a crate of soup and one of them just shoved the other right in front of a car backing out of its parking space
blood and bits of brain splattered everywhere

kinda gets a guy thinking, huh? all that stuff about morality and empathy and compassion that's supposed to be so important
and at the first sign of danger, people just ready to kill each other over soup

i wonder what people in wakefield are thinking, right about now
probably real grateful for that quarantine keeping these animals outta their city
they'd never do anything so horrible, of course

would they?

would you?

p.s.: someone with a certain kind of priorities took off with a case of beer, but they dropped a few cans
they probably taste like murder and guilt, but well
free booze, if u want it

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Yeah, people talk big but it's every man for himself when it comes down to it. I don't know why people expected otherwise.

[ Riots, am I right?? ]

gasp
how dare u
we have to save these poor people from themselves tho
it's our sworn duty as people who fell through a space manhole & got conscripted by a ~~cult~~ legitimate organization

Edited 2017-02-13 10:23 (UTC)

+1

lmao

[ Jesper laughs. ]

No disagreement here. Don't ask me why people are so quick to jump to Alistair's defense. I'm just here to get paid and go home.

u and lilith are doing wonders for my sanity here ngl
i was starting to wonder if i was in the multiverse's shittiest reality show for awhile
everyone drinks the kool-aid around here
e v e r y o n e
it's creepy right

Creepy is one word for it. It's like you tell people they're working for the "greater good" and they just buy it. It's like none of these people have ever been duped before.

[Oh, Jesper, u kno knot what salt ur threatening to unleash over here.]

are u kidding lmao
these guys are practically salivating to have their moral superiority lol
and if it turns out that shit does go south, they can blame ALASTAIR for screwing them over
but the whole 'blind trust' thing is still weird
u would think people would be more suspicious of their supposedly accidental kidnappers

Edited 2017-02-17 12:16 (UTC)

[ He has had the same salt from Kaz, he knows this salt well. ]

Seriously. We're supposed to take their word for it because they're the "good guys"? Lies always have a tendency to sound real pretty, if you ask me.

the sad thing is
they don't even have to be *lying*
everyone's so complacent that they don't even see the part where ALASTAIR basically owns us
which tbf is fine with me, i'm used to it
i'd just prefer if they were upfront about that rather than this whole Benevolent schtick

Yeah, honestly. We've got no choice but to do whatever they say since we're stuck here.

It's hard to believe some people are acting like they're doing us a favor by giving us these "jobs." I'd be a lot happier back in Ketterdam making real money.

[ The greater good is such... crap. ]

[The biggest irony of all is that Kagari isn't sure he would be--happier, that is, back home. Would he rather go back to the world that sees him as subhuman, but which has the people who are the closest thing he'll ever have to family? Or would he rather have this pale imitation of freedom, and be truly, utterly alone?]

hahaha
oh but sharpshooter didn't u kno ~there's no they~
~all the teams are equal~
we don't get to go see the timeline machine or handle the universe hopping but us space refugees are TOTALLY in charge of our own destiny
sounds legit

Edited 2017-03-04 11:34 (UTC)

Seriously. We're definitely not prisoners or anything. We're just expected to do whatever we're told and save a bunch of people out of the "kindness of our hearts" but that's totally not indentured servitude or anything.

[ And hey that last part hits a nerve. Joy........ ]

lol right
like sure fine i can go as far as believing i legit fell through a crack in the metaphorical floor of my universe and wasn't actively kidnapped but come on
we literally have nowhere else to go
it's either shut up and do ur time, refuse and stay in oska forever, or try to get stranded on one of their mission planets and let's be real, nobody wants that last one

Yeah, we're not even between a rock and a hard place, it's more like a wall and a portal to Saints-know-where. Dunno why people pretend we're all in this like a team when we're more like prisoners.

or refugees, and that's the high end of the optimism spectrum there
do u think all the teams are like this or are we just special here in audentes

Who knows? Isn't our sister team run by alien cats? Who knows what kind of team they're running.

according to them, nobody runs anything
but that's Probably bullshit
who knows though
i've never even met a real cat, let alone an alien one
can't decide if the lack of opposable thumbs means they'd be less able to do shitty things than humans, or if they'd just be more creative about it

Yeah I'm gonna go with your second suggestion, since I've actually seen some cats. Don't think I'd went them in charge of anything, they'd probably just rather sleep than get shit done.

wouldn't we all tho
well
i'd rather play video games or eat candy but
sleeping is a pretty great activity too

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lord i should not be allowed to tag at 5 am, it's a free trip to typo city

sleep tags are real and I have done them, do not worry

o7 ...also my apologies the end of feb was REALLY WEIRD for me

no worries o/ I'm all about them backtags

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