text; un: shitpost king

[hedonistic]

we interrupt ur regularly scheduled shitposting to bring u this public service announcement

i'd avoid the general area around the dollarclub if i were u
unless u wanna claw someone's eyes out for ur favorite energy drink, anyway - it's all gone to hell with riots

i hope u all have brushed up on ur zombie apocalypse cliches

ngl it's getting pretty intense over here
saw these two guys fighting over a crate of soup and one of them just shoved the other right in front of a car backing out of its parking space
blood and bits of brain splattered everywhere

kinda gets a guy thinking, huh? all that stuff about morality and empathy and compassion that's supposed to be so important
and at the first sign of danger, people just ready to kill each other over soup

i wonder what people in wakefield are thinking, right about now
probably real grateful for that quarantine keeping these animals outta their city
they'd never do anything so horrible, of course

would they?



would you?




p.s.: someone with a certain kind of priorities took off with a case of beer, but they dropped a few cans
they probably taste like murder and guilt, but well
free booze, if u want it

Comments

text; un: reika

[p66]

Are you in a safe place, Kagari-san?

[hedonistic]

define "safe"

[no...]

[p66]

There aren't a lot of people near the house I was assigned to. You can come if you'd like, or I can come get you.

miles is gonna fetch him, ftr!

[hedonistic]

nah i'm good
wading through this crowd of crazies is practically asking to get shanked

np! i'll keep that in mind

[p66]

Are you in the crowd of crazies?

text, un: uchiha

[beginanew]

If you're trying to warn people from a place, why use tactics that might scare them?

[hedonistic]

[Oh, Sasuke. You presume he's actually trying to be helpful here and this isn't just a thinly veiled excuse to unload some salt]

idk, do u tend to go to places that scare u
that might be a personal problem friendo

[beginanew]

Do you tend to stay away from anything remotely scary?

It could be actually, but that's how I am.

[hedonistic]

idk man most people tend to avoid things that could get them hurt/killed
but far be it from me to step on ur fearboner

[beginanew]

Do you?

Fearboner? what, exactly, is a fearboner?

text: un: LILITH

[cashlin]

you say free booze i say hell fckuing yea

[hedonistic]

sold
ur free murderbooze will be waiting for u at the dollarclub
i'll even keep it safe for u in the meantime*
pleasure doing business with u



*offer expires in 15 minutes, no returns or exchanges, while supplies last

[cashlin]

what a steal. literally. ;)

[Lilith, without missing a beat, makes her way over to the Dollar Club. In 12 minutes, natch.]

[hedonistic]

[She'll find him making a beer pyramid with said free murderbooze. Because what else does one do for twelve minutes with booze you're not drinking yourself?

When someone approaches, he has a fairly strong hunch it's the person from the network, but because it's Kagari and nothing can ever be simple:]

What's the password?

[cashlin]

The password is 'gimme my free booze'. Cough it up.

[And because it's free, she swipes the very top can of the pyramid, cracking it open with a fizzy hiss.]

Also, way to piss off all the moralizers on this team, dude. You know that attitude is kinda freaky from someone who is used to this kind of stuff, right? [Lilith takes a punctuating swig and wipes her mouth with the back of her hand.] Not that I give a damn, you can do what you want.

audio; un: sharpshooter

[endeudado]

Yeah, people talk big but it's every man for himself when it comes down to it. I don't know why people expected otherwise.

[ Riots, am I right?? ]

permatext!

[hedonistic]

gasp
how dare u
we have to save these poor people from themselves tho
it's our sworn duty as people who fell through a space manhole & got conscripted by a cult legitimate organization

[cashlin]

+1

lmao

audio; un: sharpshooter

[endeudado]

[ Jesper laughs. ]

No disagreement here. Don't ask me why people are so quick to jump to Alistair's defense. I'm just here to get paid and go home.

[hedonistic]

u and lilith are doing wonders for my sanity here ngl
i was starting to wonder if i was in the multiverse's shittiest reality show for awhile
everyone drinks the kool-aid around here
e v e r y o n e
it's creepy right

[endeudado]

Creepy is one word for it. It's like you tell people they're working for the "greater good" and they just buy it. It's like none of these people have ever been duped before.

audio ( m.upshur ).

[upshur]

[ the warning is useful but oh man ]

You're laying the misanthrope angle on a bit thick, Kagari. They might be shitty people, but they're freaked out.

permatext!

[hedonistic]

[et tu, miles. et tu.]

man
so first i hear ~having been through a lot~ is an excuse to be an asshole to ur friends
and now being freaked out is a valid reason for murder huh
but a would u rather about hypothetical death is just too much

i'm learning so MUCH from this team!
truly, i feel enlightened
next time i get stressed out by life i'll just pop off a person or two, that'd be totally cool right boss?

[upshur]

Don't put words in my mouth. You're not the only one who's seen people at their most reprehensible.

[ he's not taking the bait you're dangling ]

I'm talking about the rioters, not the murderers.

[hedonistic]

u know what's funny
when u say i'm not the only one who's seen people be shitty
but somehow everyone else is always defending them

don't u think life would be way easier if people stopped pretending like being a scumbag was something rare and unusual