Shuusei Kagari (
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futurology2017-02-10 06:37 pm
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we interrupt ur regularly scheduled shitposting to bring u this public service announcement
i'd avoid the general area around the dollarclub if i were u
unless u wanna claw someone's eyes out for ur favorite energy drink, anyway - it's all gone to hell with riots
i hope u all have brushed up on ur zombie apocalypse cliches
ngl it's getting pretty intense over here
saw these two guys fighting over a crate of soup and one of them just shoved the other right in front of a car backing out of its parking space
blood and bits of brain splattered everywhere
kinda gets a guy thinking, huh? all that stuff about morality and empathy and compassion that's supposed to be so important
and at the first sign of danger, people just ready to kill each other over soup
i wonder what people in wakefield are thinking, right about now
probably real grateful for that quarantine keeping these animals outta their city
they'd never do anything so horrible, of course
would they?
would you?
p.s.: someone with a certain kind of priorities took off with a case of beer, but they dropped a few cans
they probably taste like murder and guilt, but well
free booze, if u want it
i'd avoid the general area around the dollarclub if i were u
unless u wanna claw someone's eyes out for ur favorite energy drink, anyway - it's all gone to hell with riots
i hope u all have brushed up on ur zombie apocalypse cliches
ngl it's getting pretty intense over here
saw these two guys fighting over a crate of soup and one of them just shoved the other right in front of a car backing out of its parking space
blood and bits of brain splattered everywhere
kinda gets a guy thinking, huh? all that stuff about morality and empathy and compassion that's supposed to be so important
and at the first sign of danger, people just ready to kill each other over soup
i wonder what people in wakefield are thinking, right about now
probably real grateful for that quarantine keeping these animals outta their city
they'd never do anything so horrible, of course
would they?
would you?
p.s.: someone with a certain kind of priorities took off with a case of beer, but they dropped a few cans
they probably taste like murder and guilt, but well
free booze, if u want it
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When someone approaches, he has a fairly strong hunch it's the person from the network, but because it's Kagari and nothing can ever be simple:]
What's the password?
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[And because it's free, she swipes the very top can of the pyramid, cracking it open with a fizzy hiss.]
Also, way to piss off all the moralizers on this team, dude. You know that attitude is kinda freaky from someone who is used to this kind of stuff, right? [Lilith takes a punctuating swig and wipes her mouth with the back of her hand.] Not that I give a damn, you can do what you want.
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Pissing people off is my best talent, okay. You can't stifle genius like that, it'd be like caging a bird.
[ha ha hA HA aren't jokes the funniest when there's a layer to them the other person wouldn't get]
Soooo. Lilith, huh? I'm Kagari.
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[She doesn't sound especially offended, though, taking another thoughtful sip of her murderbeer. ain't no thang.]
'Sup, Kagari. Are all the missions here like this? Our teammates sound kinda rattled.
lord this is late, i'm sorry
[s h r u g]
I hear the last one was basically "Invasion of the Bodysnatchers", though. So, y-m-m-v on which is more fucked, and all that.
im late too it's fine
[She getsures, casually, with her beer.]
Think I like this better. Creepy crawlies are no big deal, but I don't like the thought of something that could take over your brain.
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