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[hedonistic]

we interrupt ur regularly scheduled shitposting to bring u this public service announcement

i'd avoid the general area around the dollarclub if i were u
unless u wanna claw someone's eyes out for ur favorite energy drink, anyway - it's all gone to hell with riots

i hope u all have brushed up on ur zombie apocalypse cliches

ngl it's getting pretty intense over here
saw these two guys fighting over a crate of soup and one of them just shoved the other right in front of a car backing out of its parking space
blood and bits of brain splattered everywhere

kinda gets a guy thinking, huh? all that stuff about morality and empathy and compassion that's supposed to be so important
and at the first sign of danger, people just ready to kill each other over soup

i wonder what people in wakefield are thinking, right about now
probably real grateful for that quarantine keeping these animals outta their city
they'd never do anything so horrible, of course

would they?



would you?




p.s.: someone with a certain kind of priorities took off with a case of beer, but they dropped a few cans
they probably taste like murder and guilt, but well
free booze, if u want it

Comments

[hedonistic]

Boring movies, yeah. But you can still find old shit on the internet.

[Presumably that's where he found shit like Star Wars, anyway. Or maybe the 2112 version of Ebay, since they're allowed to buy things with Inspector permission.]

Guess it's a good thing we're in a zombie apocalypse and not a robot one, huh?

[Look at that sparklingly innocent grin there, as if he's not going to keep this knowledge in his back pocket to troll you with in the future.]