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[hedonistic]

we interrupt ur regularly scheduled shitposting to bring u this public service announcement

i'd avoid the general area around the dollarclub if i were u
unless u wanna claw someone's eyes out for ur favorite energy drink, anyway - it's all gone to hell with riots

i hope u all have brushed up on ur zombie apocalypse cliches

ngl it's getting pretty intense over here
saw these two guys fighting over a crate of soup and one of them just shoved the other right in front of a car backing out of its parking space
blood and bits of brain splattered everywhere

kinda gets a guy thinking, huh? all that stuff about morality and empathy and compassion that's supposed to be so important
and at the first sign of danger, people just ready to kill each other over soup

i wonder what people in wakefield are thinking, right about now
probably real grateful for that quarantine keeping these animals outta their city
they'd never do anything so horrible, of course

would they?



would you?




p.s.: someone with a certain kind of priorities took off with a case of beer, but they dropped a few cans
they probably taste like murder and guilt, but well
free booze, if u want it

Comments

[hedonistic]

anyway
fine let's beat the corpse of this dead joke some more
i was clearly being hyperbolic
implying that being afraid was like a kink for u

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Your job seems.... Extreme.

...... That's the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard.

[hedonistic]

u don't get out much, do u

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That obvious?

[hedonistic]

i mean i don't exactly either

[#enforcerproblems]

but fearboners are an extreeeeeemely low bar for ridiculous, my dude

[the internet is a terrifying place, sasuke.]

[beginanew]

Gotcha.

...Do I want to know?

[hedonistic]

probably not!