Jesper Fahey (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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futurology2017-02-11 05:09 pm
endeudado) wrote in futurology2017-02-11 05:09 pm
one, video; un: sharpshooter
[ This apartment may look a bit familiar. It's certainly the same one that Kaz was in in his previous post. This time however, the message features Jesper. Still decked out in his awesome 90s clothes, b-t-dubs. Yes, there are riots out there. And yeah, riots suck. But Jesper looks like he's doing pretty ok, thanks for asking. ]
Hey, so I know you guys are a real generous bunch. [ He grins. ] This might sound like a weird request, but given the way people were hoarding them back at the supermarket, I figure everybody's stocking up on canned food, right? Since I guess the food inside takes forever to spoil.
[ He shrugs. Yes, he was one of the people who looted the DollarClub. No, he does not look any worse for the wear. Instead Jesper produces a can of beans for the magitek. It's empty, actually, but he gives it a little spin if anyone needs to take a closer look before putting it down on the couch. ]
So I thought to myself, 'Jesper, I bet a lot of people are gonna just throw those cans away after they're done with them,' and that's a real shame. So if anybody has empty cans laying around, think you could send them my way?
[ He smiles again, this time the can seems to, um. Float? In mid-air? Does he know he's doing that? ]
I promise, they're for a good cause.
Hey, so I know you guys are a real generous bunch. [ He grins. ] This might sound like a weird request, but given the way people were hoarding them back at the supermarket, I figure everybody's stocking up on canned food, right? Since I guess the food inside takes forever to spoil.
[ He shrugs. Yes, he was one of the people who looted the DollarClub. No, he does not look any worse for the wear. Instead Jesper produces a can of beans for the magitek. It's empty, actually, but he gives it a little spin if anyone needs to take a closer look before putting it down on the couch. ]
So I thought to myself, 'Jesper, I bet a lot of people are gonna just throw those cans away after they're done with them,' and that's a real shame. So if anybody has empty cans laying around, think you could send them my way?
[ He smiles again, this time the can seems to, um. Float? In mid-air? Does he know he's doing that? ]
I promise, they're for a good cause.
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[ He scoffs. Mostly teasing. ]
So, if not robots, what's the plan then? Are we talking like aluminum origami or are you gonna shoot them at stuff?
[ Sorry, he's just filling the silence, now that he seems to be up and about looking for donations. ]
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[ Could he teach Jesper the ropes?? ]
I haven't decided quite yet. But you can do a lot with metals, even if it's small. [ He ponders this. ] I could make bullets or knives...
[ That's normal, right? ]
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Nah, he's... Well, even if he was, he's not exactly a team player. But he let me tell you, he could bend a car in half just by lookin' at it funny. And that's pretty rad no matter how big of a dick you are.
[ Sigma's staunchly on Team Professor X, but villains always get the coolest powers. Anyway. ]
Oh, man, have you ever gotten yourself with the edge of a can? It's like a big metal papercut. If you made a whole knife outta that, it'd be an instrument of torture!
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[ Unless... they took parem..... but nobody wants to go down that road. ]
They're pretty sharp, right? Could work if we needed to arm ourselves against those infected.