one, video; un: sharpshooter

[endeudado]

[ This apartment may look a bit familiar. It's certainly the same one that Kaz was in in his previous post. This time however, the message features Jesper. Still decked out in his awesome 90s clothes, b-t-dubs. Yes, there are riots out there. And yeah, riots suck. But Jesper looks like he's doing pretty ok, thanks for asking. ]

Hey, so I know you guys are a real generous bunch. [ He grins. ] This might sound like a weird request, but given the way people were hoarding them back at the supermarket, I figure everybody's stocking up on canned food, right? Since I guess the food inside takes forever to spoil.

[ He shrugs. Yes, he was one of the people who looted the DollarClub. No, he does not look any worse for the wear. Instead Jesper produces a can of beans for the magitek. It's empty, actually, but he gives it a little spin if anyone needs to take a closer look before putting it down on the couch. ]

So I thought to myself, 'Jesper, I bet a lot of people are gonna just throw those cans away after they're done with them,' and that's a real shame. So if anybody has empty cans laying around, think you could send them my way?

[ He smiles again, this time the can seems to, um. Float? In mid-air? Does he know he's doing that? ]

I promise, they're for a good cause.

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[fateality]

That's not like bein' a Grisha, is it?

[endeudado]

Alright, guilty. You caught me.

[ Someone give Jesper a round of applause for being cool. ]

[fateality]

It's all good. I sorta figured that was the case.

[But he is impressed by Jesper taking it so well.]

So, metal manipulation, eh? What kind of stuff can you do?

[endeudado]

[ He and Kaz had a talk, it was very productive. ]

Metal's the easiest, yeah.

[ He can technically do a fair bit more than that, but being able to manipulate plastic isn't nearly as cool... ]

Used to be I could only move metal in shavings. But I've worked my way up to cans, so who knows?

[ That's code for: not a lot, actually. ]

[fateality]

[Fate chuckles.]

Well, keep it up, champ. I'll make sure to set aside any cans for ya. Doesn't matter what it's made of?

[endeudado]

[ Look he's not gonna admit his own shortcomings in so many words, old man. ]

I mean, I'd prefer if they're the harder kind, but I'm not picky. Soda cans are fine.

[fateality]

I'll bear it in mind, smiley.

[endeudado]

You do that, old man. I'll be glad to take them off your hands.