one, video; un: sharpshooter

[endeudado]

[ This apartment may look a bit familiar. It's certainly the same one that Kaz was in in his previous post. This time however, the message features Jesper. Still decked out in his awesome 90s clothes, b-t-dubs. Yes, there are riots out there. And yeah, riots suck. But Jesper looks like he's doing pretty ok, thanks for asking. ]

Hey, so I know you guys are a real generous bunch. [ He grins. ] This might sound like a weird request, but given the way people were hoarding them back at the supermarket, I figure everybody's stocking up on canned food, right? Since I guess the food inside takes forever to spoil.

[ He shrugs. Yes, he was one of the people who looted the DollarClub. No, he does not look any worse for the wear. Instead Jesper produces a can of beans for the magitek. It's empty, actually, but he gives it a little spin if anyone needs to take a closer look before putting it down on the couch. ]

So I thought to myself, 'Jesper, I bet a lot of people are gonna just throw those cans away after they're done with them,' and that's a real shame. So if anybody has empty cans laying around, think you could send them my way?

[ He smiles again, this time the can seems to, um. Float? In mid-air? Does he know he's doing that? ]

I promise, they're for a good cause.

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[endeudado]

Definitely, then they might discover my secret.

[ His... secret cans? ]

[heavyhitter]

Yeah, the secret anti-gravity cans.

[ she didn't miss that bit in the video ]

[endeudado]

[ He is done hiding, get Jesper a medal ok. ]

What these? No, these are magic cans.

[heavyhitter]

Damn, good deal, no wonder you're protecting them. What else do they do?

[endeudado]

Uhhh, let's see.

[ He waves at the can, focusing on... well, he can move it and kind of strip cut it open just by staring at it, but he'd probably be so slow it wouldn't be very impressive. Instead he just kind of twirls it in place. That's much easier. ]

Looks like that's it.

[heavyhitter]

Okay, I take it back, not that good a deal. I think I'd want my money back, actually.

[endeudado]

Everyone's a critic.

[heavyhitter]

Only when it's shitty art.

But okay, for real, gimme the details. What's it for?

[endeudado]

Think I might try and make knives with these. Just to see if I can, you know?

[ And definitely not to stock up on knives or anything, nope. ]

[heavyhitter]

So like... probably pretty shitty knives, it sounds like. Right?

[endeudado]

Probably at first. Smaller stuff is easier to work with.

[heavyhitter]

You do know they have knives at stores and shit, right? Like... they sell them. It's true, anyone can stroll up and get one.

[endeudado]

Well, yeah. I've got plenty of those. I'm not planning on making knives because I need them, I'm trying to make knives to see if I can.