one, video; un: sharpshooter

[endeudado]

[ This apartment may look a bit familiar. It's certainly the same one that Kaz was in in his previous post. This time however, the message features Jesper. Still decked out in his awesome 90s clothes, b-t-dubs. Yes, there are riots out there. And yeah, riots suck. But Jesper looks like he's doing pretty ok, thanks for asking. ]

Hey, so I know you guys are a real generous bunch. [ He grins. ] This might sound like a weird request, but given the way people were hoarding them back at the supermarket, I figure everybody's stocking up on canned food, right? Since I guess the food inside takes forever to spoil.

[ He shrugs. Yes, he was one of the people who looted the DollarClub. No, he does not look any worse for the wear. Instead Jesper produces a can of beans for the magitek. It's empty, actually, but he gives it a little spin if anyone needs to take a closer look before putting it down on the couch. ]

So I thought to myself, 'Jesper, I bet a lot of people are gonna just throw those cans away after they're done with them,' and that's a real shame. So if anybody has empty cans laying around, think you could send them my way?

[ He smiles again, this time the can seems to, um. Float? In mid-air? Does he know he's doing that? ]

I promise, they're for a good cause.

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[steler]

I guess, if you need that for motivation.

[endeudado]

You know I'm definitely going to, now.

[steler]

Sweet, talented Jesper, will you join me in the execution of some bounties?

[endeudado]

Oh, Kaz. I'm swooning here.

[ A little bit. There was some real swooning. ]

You know I can't turn down a job when you sweet-talk me.

[ More like he never turns down a job, ever. ]

[steler]

I know you can't turn down a job ever.

[hes grinning though. scheming face, definitely.]

Why don't you have a look and tell me which one looks most appealing?

[endeudado]

Especially not when you're giving me that face.

[ Beautiful, wonderful scheming face. A face and an offer Jesper can never refuse. ]

Hmm, let's see. [ He pulls up the bounty board on his magitek. The one with a sizeable reward instantly catches his eye. ] Sounds like someone with a lot of money wants their cat back. I doubt they'd mind if we took care of the catnapper, do you?

[steler]

Cat rescuing. That sounds like we're overqualified.

[but the money is right so he's in]

[endeudado]

[ It'll be easier than "rescuing" Yul-Bayur, right?? ]

If the money's good, they could pay me to meow like a cat. I don't care.

[steler]

Great. We can get started soon. I just need to finish a couple errands.

[endeudado]

Let me know when you're ready. I'll bring my new dice.

[ Dice!! Are!! So fun!! ]