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[fateality]

So, seein' as how things are lookin' a little rough out there, figured I'd put this out there.

I may have a small accumulation of various weapons. Quality is definitely a variable, and it ain't a lot, but I figure if some of you might need something while doin' this mission out there to defend yourself, wouldn't hurt to have something.

For a price, of course. But we can talk about that, now or later.

Keep it together. Go team an' all that.

Comments

[fateality]

Nah, I've got enough fortune to keep me alive.

I'll be fine, Papyrus.

[boneafide]

If you're... sure...

[fateality]

Trust me. I've been runnin' from people for a good part of my life. I'm real good at staying ahead.

[boneafide]

I believe in you! I'm just worried! I know a lot of people with skin and organs!!

[fateality]

Yeah, that is the majority of us, ain't it?

I'm all right, Papyrus. I promise no one here can catch me.

[boneafide]

It's almost everyone!

And I'm holding that promise to you! At least it'll be one less person to worry about...

[fateality]

Then I'll consider it a nice victory to be off that list.

I take it you got immunity to this virus thing, yeah?

[boneafide]

I think so! I haven't noticed them actually coming for him- maybe they can see through my disguise?

[fateality]

I don't think they can see through it, otherwise there might be a bit more of a panic. Most folk aren't graced with the presence of a friendly skeleton, after all.

what the fuck did i write "for him" when i meant "for me"

[boneafide]

Maybe someday they will be!! But you're right, not yet.

Maybe I just smell different, because I don't have blood?

lmao i figured that's what you meant!

[fateality]

Maybe. People like this aren't even sure what to do about magic, I think.

Could be, actually. They aren't paying much heed to our resident robots either, right?

[boneafide]

Well, they're definitely not bothering Mettaton! Or he would have complained about it by now.

[fateality]

Yeah, that's true. [He chuckles.]

For the record, I tried healin' one of the infected, and it didn't do anythin' for 'im. So don't waste your time, all right?

[boneafide]

Oh, I hadn't even thought to try that!

[ But now he will. ]

[fateality]

Papyrus.

[boneafide]

Fate.

[fateality]

Don't bother tryin' it. I already did that. I have healin' magic as well.

[boneafide]

My healing magic is stronger! And, there's no harm in me trying it, because I'm not being targeted by them anyway!

[fateality]

[SIIIGHS]

Well, you're not wrong about either of those, I suppose. Just try to be careful, all right? I like you in one piece an' all.

[boneafide]

I'll be careful! Just like you'll be careful!

[fateality]

[He laughs.] All right, all right. It's a deal.