text; un: shitpost king

[hedonistic]

sup nerds
sorry to interrupt everyone's doom and gloom party over here, but with the whole zombie apocalypse thing going down outside, there's about 90% less shit to actually do and i'm super fucking bored, so

let's play never have i ever

which, if ur one of the stone age people, goes like this:
u post something u have never done
other people reply
threadjacking is encouraged
if u ever did the thing u gotta post urself taking a sip of booze of ur choice
(or u can just go honor system i guess if u want, i'm not the boss of u)

if ur like a tiny baby or are a lame person who doesn't drink u can have water or soda instead
the challenge for u is to avoid peeing as long as possible

so i'll start us off

never have i ever....had an urge to chomp on human flesh (◡‿◡✿)





(no i'm kidding. i'm kidding, that's not the real one. u can put down ur torches and pitchforks lmao)



ok here's the real real one: never have i ever been on a roller coaster

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[Video | UN: METTATON]

[ex_mettacrusher33]

[Mettaton normally does his absolute best to avoid acknowledging just how awful a situation is. It's horrible for morale (especially his own) and he'd rather just ignore the whole thing until someone else comes along to fix it.]

Never have I ever posted a tasteless game in the middle of a crisis.

[Unless he gets to be a bitch about it.]

video;

[hedonistic]

[He actually barks out a laugh, at that.]

Shit, you got me. [And, as promised, he takes a sip of a nearby can of beer. And then he winks--]

Never have I ever gotten on someone's ass for trying to lighten the mood.

[ex_mettacrusher33]

Ha!! [It's a genuine snort of laughter, accompanied by a look and finger point that says aaaaaaaaaaaye.

Well, he still has his party wine. Thank goodness for small miracles.

...you know. He knows food doesn't effect him, but he's never actually tried alcohol. Too much mess he'll just have to clean out of himself later.

Whatever. He's sipping it. It probably won't do anything.]

Never... [Hm.] Have I ever... Drank before now.

he's currently human cloaked, right?

[hedonistic]

What, seriously? This is your first time?

[You look roughly equivalent to his age bracket, anyway...]

Well, fuckin' cheers. It's as good a time as any to get drunk, anyway. If I were a more responsible person I'd tell you to drink water too while you're at it, but what's going on your first bender without your first hangover, right??

Correct!

[ex_mettacrusher33]

Hm? Oh! Ohohohoho, no, darling! I'm flattered!! I know I look absolutely stunning and human right now, but.

[Shrug.]

Robots aren't exactly known for drinking. This will probably be more "mess" than "fun", on my end.

[hedonistic]

Holy shit. I've never met a real robot before. That's awesome.

[They have the police drones and some relatively simple AI commercially available as household helpers, but even his society hasn't developed anything sentient yet, let alone sapient.]

And way cooler than being human. We pretty much suck, really.

[ex_mettacrusher33]

[Shock and disbelief!! Darling! Darlingest dearest! You said that to the wrong robot!]

Don't sell your species short, sweetheart! There's so much your kind has given to the world! Art! Music! Film!! Technology!! Technology, by the by, being responsible for me, so.

[He blows a kiss, then poses his arms behind his head.] In a way, you're responsible for the greatest gift of all. My presence.

i'm so sorry for this tag and for everything kagari chooses to be

[hedonistic]

My species also murders itself for sport or to use in sculptures and rapes and kidnaps and tortures, and invented guns and bombs and weaponized plants to make poisons, and pollute the air and the water and the ground--

[An exaggerated shrug.]

I can keep going, but. T-L-D-R, we pretty much ruin everything for each other and every other living thing just by existing. There's probably not a single good thing we've ever accomplished that we didn't screw up by doing something shitty with it.

[ex_mettacrusher33]

...

[Mettaton purses his lips together, then pops them. Welp.

...Well.

He gestures behind himself with his thumb.]

So. While you ponder that, I have. Things to do. Places to go. ETC.

...Toodles.