text; un: shitpost king

[hedonistic]

sup nerds
sorry to interrupt everyone's doom and gloom party over here, but with the whole zombie apocalypse thing going down outside, there's about 90% less shit to actually do and i'm super fucking bored, so

let's play never have i ever

which, if ur one of the stone age people, goes like this:
u post something u have never done
other people reply
threadjacking is encouraged
if u ever did the thing u gotta post urself taking a sip of booze of ur choice
(or u can just go honor system i guess if u want, i'm not the boss of u)

if ur like a tiny baby or are a lame person who doesn't drink u can have water or soda instead
the challenge for u is to avoid peeing as long as possible

so i'll start us off

never have i ever....had an urge to chomp on human flesh (◡‿◡✿)





(no i'm kidding. i'm kidding, that's not the real one. u can put down ur torches and pitchforks lmao)



ok here's the real real one: never have i ever been on a roller coaster

Comments

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[hedonistic]

Hey, I never said it was a good use of our time.

[s h r u g]

Also, you need to take a sip. See Mettaton's thread.

[cuz u just ever'd the never have i ever on being a killjoy!!!]

[headlining]

I don't have any alcohol. Therefore, your point is moot.

We need all our senses right now. None of this seems particularly wise. [A pause.] And Mettaton's an idiot, so it's not like I'm going to jump off a bridge because he did too.

[Keats will be eating his words later in the worst way, don't you worry.]

[hedonistic]

No, I meant the part where you got on my ass for trying to lighten the mood. Pretty sure that's an ever, man.

[Enjoy the world's most shit-eating grin.]

Also, you don't have to drink alcohol. I already said you could do the lame version.

[headlining]

I'm not drinking anything because, once again, I'm not playing this game. See how easy it is not to play? It's not like you can force me to do it, goodness.

[He's a rebel!!]

[hedonistic]

Never have I ever forced someone to play a game with me.

[Yes, that is absolutely a wink. Can't stop, won't stop, not sure how to stop.]

[headlining]

Surely you're just skewering yourself with that statement? Since if I do play the game because I'm forced to, you'll be the one taking a drink.

[hedonistic]

No, if you play the game now, it'll just be because you're really bad at standing your ground.

[if u consider this "forcing", he's got some news for u, bruh]