text; un: shitpost king

[hedonistic]

sup nerds
sorry to interrupt everyone's doom and gloom party over here, but with the whole zombie apocalypse thing going down outside, there's about 90% less shit to actually do and i'm super fucking bored, so

let's play never have i ever

which, if ur one of the stone age people, goes like this:
u post something u have never done
other people reply
threadjacking is encouraged
if u ever did the thing u gotta post urself taking a sip of booze of ur choice
(or u can just go honor system i guess if u want, i'm not the boss of u)

if ur like a tiny baby or are a lame person who doesn't drink u can have water or soda instead
the challenge for u is to avoid peeing as long as possible

so i'll start us off

never have i ever....had an urge to chomp on human flesh (◡‿◡✿)





(no i'm kidding. i'm kidding, that's not the real one. u can put down ur torches and pitchforks lmao)



ok here's the real real one: never have i ever been on a roller coaster

Comments

[fourscores]

You don't look that good, Fate.

[fateality]

Jhin, so rude! Try to be more of a gentleman.

[fourscores]

My apologies. A face like yours is definitely... passable.

[fateality]

I guess it must be like looking into a mirror, then.

[fourscores]

Oh it's exactly like a mirror, dull hat and all.

[fateality]

Now who's the liar?

[fourscores]

I'd never lie about a hat like that.

[fateality]

Then I guess there's just no accounting for taste from you. A real shame.

[fourscores]

Why that's the harshest thing anyone's ever said to me. I'm hurt.

[fateality]

I'll find a way to make it up to you.

[fourscores]

Lucky me, I can't wait.