text; un: shitpost king

[hedonistic]

sup nerds
sorry to interrupt everyone's doom and gloom party over here, but with the whole zombie apocalypse thing going down outside, there's about 90% less shit to actually do and i'm super fucking bored, so

let's play never have i ever

which, if ur one of the stone age people, goes like this:
u post something u have never done
other people reply
threadjacking is encouraged
if u ever did the thing u gotta post urself taking a sip of booze of ur choice
(or u can just go honor system i guess if u want, i'm not the boss of u)

if ur like a tiny baby or are a lame person who doesn't drink u can have water or soda instead
the challenge for u is to avoid peeing as long as possible

so i'll start us off

never have i ever....had an urge to chomp on human flesh (◡‿◡✿)





(no i'm kidding. i'm kidding, that's not the real one. u can put down ur torches and pitchforks lmao)



ok here's the real real one: never have i ever been on a roller coaster

Comments

[fateality]

Damn, how do you keep those peepers moist?

Never have I ever needed to breathe.

[endeudado]

It's a hard life, what can I say.

[ he's suddenly glad he went audio for this because there's no way he's drinking at these... ]

Never have I ever needed to eat.

[fateality]

Never have I ever had a physical body.

[endeudado]

Never have I ever spoken a single word.

[fateality]

Never have I ever heard a single word.

[endeudado]

Never have I ever read a single word.