text; un: shitpost king

[hedonistic]

sup nerds
sorry to interrupt everyone's doom and gloom party over here, but with the whole zombie apocalypse thing going down outside, there's about 90% less shit to actually do and i'm super fucking bored, so

let's play never have i ever

which, if ur one of the stone age people, goes like this:
u post something u have never done
other people reply
threadjacking is encouraged
if u ever did the thing u gotta post urself taking a sip of booze of ur choice
(or u can just go honor system i guess if u want, i'm not the boss of u)

if ur like a tiny baby or are a lame person who doesn't drink u can have water or soda instead
the challenge for u is to avoid peeing as long as possible

so i'll start us off

never have i ever....had an urge to chomp on human flesh (◡‿◡✿)





(no i'm kidding. i'm kidding, that's not the real one. u can put down ur torches and pitchforks lmao)



ok here's the real real one: never have i ever been on a roller coaster

Comments

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[thinhammer]

[ ..... ]


wait

[hedonistic]

[congrats naruto, that made him literally laugh out loud.]

oh my fucking god, dude
game's over guys, ramenkage won, everyone go home

[thinhammer]

no wait i got confused

are you supposed to be honest or try to catch people out

[hedonistic]

u do whatever the hell u want tbh i'm not the fun police here

[thinhammer]

youre the one that started this though
arent you supposed to explain the rules properly

[hedonistic]

well i posted a real thing i haven't done, anyway

but then cardmaster up there started cheating like a cheating cheater ( ☞◔ ౪◔)☞ so now it's more of a free for all

[thinhammer]

uh
huh

well
i dont have anything to drink except the soup left over from cup noodles so


never have i ever worn socks

[hedonistic]

[wait hold up]

what, not even water?

[HE'LL get back to the socks in a moment, because that's actually genuinely concerning. boy are u ok]

[thinhammer]

not right now no

whys that surprising

[hedonistic]

you're gonna get dehydrated?? especially if you're eating salty shit like cup noodles???

[thinhammer]

what no im not

i never get dehydrated off of noodles
theyre in a soup
duh

[hedonistic]

[kagari has #regrets already]

god
i bet if u ever got shipwrecked u would fucking drink ocean water, too
the soup is salty, dumbass
it doesn't count

[thinhammer]

well i never get dehydrated off it

ill go get water later anyway
quit nagging

are you just avoiding the question or what

[hedonistic]

[wOW excuse him for being concerned that you were lacking in supplies during the zombie apocalypse!!! not that he'll e...ver admit to it.]

whatever, dude
anyway, socks are awesome
especially the fluffy kind
ur missing out

[Attached: a drinking selfie.]

[thinhammer]

i never even knew what they were before i came here
noone uses them at home
i guess cos its too hot even in the snow

i kinda wanna get some now though
fluffy socks sounds great


whos turn is it now

[ He's kind of.. starting to enjoy this. ]

[hedonistic]

u should
they're kind of like a hug but for ur toes

and it's mine i think

let's see ... never have i ever gone sledding

[thinhammer]

nah neither have i

does it not snow much where youre from??

[hedonistic]

it snows, just
u kno
pretty flatland where i'm from

[Especially inside MWPSB HQ ha ha ha ha.]

[thinhammer]

i guess its pretty flat where i am too but we do have some mountains and hills and stuff....
not a whole lot of snow though
maybe one day this thingll take us somewhere with snow huh??

okay um

oh!!
never have i ever lost a dare!!

[hedonistic]

now that's just begging for a challenge