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[hedonistic]

sup nerds
sorry to interrupt everyone's doom and gloom party over here, but with the whole zombie apocalypse thing going down outside, there's about 90% less shit to actually do and i'm super fucking bored, so

let's play never have i ever

which, if ur one of the stone age people, goes like this:
u post something u have never done
other people reply
threadjacking is encouraged
if u ever did the thing u gotta post urself taking a sip of booze of ur choice
(or u can just go honor system i guess if u want, i'm not the boss of u)

if ur like a tiny baby or are a lame person who doesn't drink u can have water or soda instead
the challenge for u is to avoid peeing as long as possible

so i'll start us off

never have i ever....had an urge to chomp on human flesh (◡‿◡✿)





(no i'm kidding. i'm kidding, that's not the real one. u can put down ur torches and pitchforks lmao)



ok here's the real real one: never have i ever been on a roller coaster

Comments

[fourscores]

[He chuckles.]

Not a fan of life without technology?

[hedonistic]

No.

I'm still not even sure what people do with all their time when they don't have the internet. Does everyone go to bed at fucking sundown or something?

[He sticks out his tongue with distaste]

[fourscores]

As someone from a world without the internet, I can assure you there is plenty to do without it. It all depends on where you are and what you enjoy.

[hedonistic]

I enjoy not being bored out of my mind, does that count.

[The only thing he can play by himself is Magimon Go and he can't even do that so much anymore, due to aforementioned zombie apocalypse. It's the Worst.]

[fourscores]

Oh I'm sure you'd find something to do without it. Boredom would not even be a worry.

[hedonistic]

There's things to do, and then there's fun things to do. Trust me, I know the difference.

[He had to get through those fifteen years in the isolation facility somehow, after all.]

[fourscores]

You seems to enjoy games. Certainly there's plenty to keep you entertained.

[hedonistic]

Okay, but what do you do when other people aren't around?

[fourscores]

I enjoy art, so that is what I spend my time doing. Meditation if I feel as though I need to relax. Are there no games you find entertaining that you can play by yourself?

[hedonistic]

Video games.

[which brings us back to technology.]

[fourscores]

Only video games? There's really nothing else?

[hedonistic]

solitaire gets old real fast

[Not Really]

[fourscores]

That's really all you have aside from video games? Solitaire. I'm certain you could find something else if you tried.