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[hedonistic]

sup nerds
sorry to interrupt everyone's doom and gloom party over here, but with the whole zombie apocalypse thing going down outside, there's about 90% less shit to actually do and i'm super fucking bored, so

let's play never have i ever

which, if ur one of the stone age people, goes like this:
u post something u have never done
other people reply
threadjacking is encouraged
if u ever did the thing u gotta post urself taking a sip of booze of ur choice
(or u can just go honor system i guess if u want, i'm not the boss of u)

if ur like a tiny baby or are a lame person who doesn't drink u can have water or soda instead
the challenge for u is to avoid peeing as long as possible

so i'll start us off

never have i ever....had an urge to chomp on human flesh (◡‿◡✿)





(no i'm kidding. i'm kidding, that's not the real one. u can put down ur torches and pitchforks lmao)



ok here's the real real one: never have i ever been on a roller coaster

Comments

[hedonistic]

[They sure do. Including 5-year-old children. But Kagari's not bitter, of course not. Not even a little. Ahem.]

Hah, they don't even know. That shit gets swept under the rug, man. As far as the public thinks, we only ever deal with incidents of people newly becoming latent criminals.

[fourscores]

Do they not question how that is even possible? That's a lot of trust to put in your government.

[hedonistic]

And risk being a little less comfortable in their lives? Why would they ever do that?

[turn back jhin we're reaching critical salt mass...this way lies only danger...]

[fourscores]

Ah, they're those kind of people. Shame.

[hedonistic]

[It's always a pleasant surprise when he gets exactly the sort of response he was looking for. He grins, sharp.]

You know the type, huh?

[fourscores]

Unfortunately.