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[hedonistic]

sup nerds
sorry to interrupt everyone's doom and gloom party over here, but with the whole zombie apocalypse thing going down outside, there's about 90% less shit to actually do and i'm super fucking bored, so

let's play never have i ever

which, if ur one of the stone age people, goes like this:
u post something u have never done
other people reply
threadjacking is encouraged
if u ever did the thing u gotta post urself taking a sip of booze of ur choice
(or u can just go honor system i guess if u want, i'm not the boss of u)

if ur like a tiny baby or are a lame person who doesn't drink u can have water or soda instead
the challenge for u is to avoid peeing as long as possible

so i'll start us off

never have i ever....had an urge to chomp on human flesh (◡‿◡✿)





(no i'm kidding. i'm kidding, that's not the real one. u can put down ur torches and pitchforks lmao)



ok here's the real real one: never have i ever been on a roller coaster

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[hedonistic]

[ . . . ]

what

[onethousen]

What to which part?

[hedonistic]

idek
all of it
let's start with the pigs

[onethousen]

My parents were turned into pigs because they ate food meant for the spirits. Yubaba threatened to turn me into one too, but I asked for work first, and she had to give me a job.

[hedonistic]

uh
well
okay then

[hazards of thought-typing: that moment when you encounter something you don't really have proper words for.]

so who are lin and kamaji

[onethousen]

Lin is one of the bath house workers. She showed me what I needed to do, and really watched out for me. Kamaji ran the boilers. He's really kind too. Grumpy, but I think he's allowed to be, working down there so hard as he does.

[hedonistic]

so are they working there to avoid getting eaten too or