text; un: shitpost king

[hedonistic]

sup nerds
sorry to interrupt everyone's doom and gloom party over here, but with the whole zombie apocalypse thing going down outside, there's about 90% less shit to actually do and i'm super fucking bored, so

let's play never have i ever

which, if ur one of the stone age people, goes like this:
u post something u have never done
other people reply
threadjacking is encouraged
if u ever did the thing u gotta post urself taking a sip of booze of ur choice
(or u can just go honor system i guess if u want, i'm not the boss of u)

if ur like a tiny baby or are a lame person who doesn't drink u can have water or soda instead
the challenge for u is to avoid peeing as long as possible

so i'll start us off

never have i ever....had an urge to chomp on human flesh (◡‿◡✿)





(no i'm kidding. i'm kidding, that's not the real one. u can put down ur torches and pitchforks lmao)



ok here's the real real one: never have i ever been on a roller coaster

Comments

-> action?????

[feytality]

[Well, it's far enough for now. He's told her this much, there's no going back.]

[And he's not refusing, so #yolo. It's not like there's much she can do to change his home situation. But she's here now, she can do this much, can't she? Provide him with some distraction and fun]

no idea!! send me directions and I'll be right there

yaaaaaargh, polly want some steak brains!

[Apparently that was supposed to be a parrot]

maybe a handwave, this time if that's ok 8|a;

[hedonistic]

[steelsamayarai, you have received (1) location ping]

man
i wonder if you could make steak out of brains
there's probably a zombie movie out there that's done it

see ya in a few, maya-chan