text; un: shitpost king

[hedonistic]

sup nerds
sorry to interrupt everyone's doom and gloom party over here, but with the whole zombie apocalypse thing going down outside, there's about 90% less shit to actually do and i'm super fucking bored, so

let's play never have i ever

which, if ur one of the stone age people, goes like this:
u post something u have never done
other people reply
threadjacking is encouraged
if u ever did the thing u gotta post urself taking a sip of booze of ur choice
(or u can just go honor system i guess if u want, i'm not the boss of u)

if ur like a tiny baby or are a lame person who doesn't drink u can have water or soda instead
the challenge for u is to avoid peeing as long as possible

so i'll start us off

never have i ever....had an urge to chomp on human flesh (◡‿◡✿)





(no i'm kidding. i'm kidding, that's not the real one. u can put down ur torches and pitchforks lmao)



ok here's the real real one: never have i ever been on a roller coaster

Comments

[feytality]

How? Don't you have the internet or.. like, TV, or something?

[fourscores]

No, and especially not in the nation I am from.

[feytality]

...That's rough, buddy.

[she's so sorry for your loss]

[fourscores]

[What is this loss you speak of.]

I do not see the point in television... The internet is interesting, but I much rather books.

[feytality]

[how deprived is he....... saying such blatantly untrue things. Truly, he must have lived a horrific life, if he doesn't even understand the importance of TV]

How could you say something so terrible.... Haven't you ever watched a good job?!

[fourscores]

No? I certainly can't be missing out on that much.

[feytality]

Turn on your Tekflex app! Right now!

[enough is ENOUGH]

[fourscores]

My dear, is that really necessary?

[He'll turn it on though, just to make her happy.]

[feytality]

It's incredibly necessary! You need to see for yourself!

OK--- pick a highly rated show! Anything with good actin or comedy!

[fourscores]

Anything? Very well.

I still do not see the point of this.

[feytality]

Hush! Hush and learn!

[fourscores]

...What am I learning?

[He's just going to squint and try to see the appeal in shows. Actual theater is so much better.]

wrap??

[feytality]

How magical television is!

Look-- just binge a few shows and movies, and report back to me!

wrapped!

[fourscores]

Very well. I will get back to you then.