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[hedonistic]

sup nerds
sorry to interrupt everyone's doom and gloom party over here, but with the whole zombie apocalypse thing going down outside, there's about 90% less shit to actually do and i'm super fucking bored, so

let's play never have i ever

which, if ur one of the stone age people, goes like this:
u post something u have never done
other people reply
threadjacking is encouraged
if u ever did the thing u gotta post urself taking a sip of booze of ur choice
(or u can just go honor system i guess if u want, i'm not the boss of u)

if ur like a tiny baby or are a lame person who doesn't drink u can have water or soda instead
the challenge for u is to avoid peeing as long as possible

so i'll start us off

never have i ever....had an urge to chomp on human flesh (◡‿◡✿)





(no i'm kidding. i'm kidding, that's not the real one. u can put down ur torches and pitchforks lmao)



ok here's the real real one: never have i ever been on a roller coaster

Comments

[keystaff]

There was this book I found in the basement, that had Kero-chan and the Clow Cards he was supposed to be guarding. Only, when I accidentally activated Windy, Windy kind of blew the others away so I had to capture them again. With Kero-chan's help.

Tomoyo-chan is my best friend in my class at school! She likes making me special outfits when I'd go capture another card, and film it.

[hedonistic]

[well that's...less skeevy than he thought ....at least.....]

so these cards are like, sentient
any reason they don't just come back if you call for them or something??

[keystaff]

It's not that simple. They wanted to test me. That I had to prove myself to them to earn their power.
And then prove myself to Yue-san for him to accept me as the new Mistress.

[hedonistic]

[u h h h

this yue guy sounds like a guy with a lolicon fetish tbqh]

mistress
you uh
wanna explain that one a little more

[keystaff]

I guess they call me that instead of being the Master of the cards? Since I'm a girl? I know previously there was Clow-san, but...he passed away a long time ago until I found his book with the cards in it that Kero-chan was guarding.

[hedonistic]

oh

[that makes sense...he supposes...kind of still reserving judgment tho]

so what do you have to do do ~prove yourself~

[keystaff]

That -- well. Yue-san wanted me to use the cards to defeat him. But I -- I couldn't. Because of who Yue-san really was. I knew him as Yukito-san for years before I found out about Yue-san. So I didn't want to fight him. I said I wanted to be his friend.

If that hadn't worked out, everyone who had encountered one of the cards would have forgotten the person they love the most. About the cards.
I would have....

[hedonistic]

welp
good thing the power of friendship worked out i g

[keystaff]

It did! Yes. I'm glad I was able to get through to Yue-san.

[hedonistic]

if you already proved yourself or whatever tho why do you still need to catch the rest of the cards
isn't there some kind of magical recall spell

[keystaff]

I met Yue-san after I'd captured all the cards. He then had to judge if I was worthy. It was only after that I met Eriol-kun who helped me change them to work under my own magic.

But if I had failed, I'd have forgotten all about the cards. That I had magic at all. I'd forget about....about Syaoran-kun.

[hedonistic]

so you had to prove yourself to the cards and then to this yue guy and THEN to an eriol?

that seems pointlessly complicated
couldn't there have been some kind of idk chosen one test ritual or something

who's syaoran

[keystaff]

Well, it's..complicated. Eriol-kun knew I wouldn't use the cards without reason so he sort of had to push me to change the cards to work under my magic instead of Clow-san's.

And Syaoran-kun is my. um. my boyfriend. He helped with the cards back home when he moved to Tomoeda from Hong Kong.

[hedonistic]

[ . . . ]

ok yeah wow your life is REALLY shoujo

[he hasn't yet met the character from his favorite shonen manga that he's going to in a few months, but after he does, he's going to reevaluate this conversation. the multiverse is weird.]

[keystaff]

It -- Maybe? I never really thought of it like that.

[Because this is her life and is actually happening to her. Unlike with manga where it is just a story.]

metas aggressively shh

[hedonistic]

fair enough
man though wouldn't it be fuckin' wild if all of our lives were somebody else's fiction
like somewhere somebody's reading or watching and writing their own fanfic and crap
that'd be kind of amazing tbh

all the meta

[keystaff]

Wait, 'fanfic'?

[She's a little young to have really started with following a show or anything so avidly. At least in between school and everything else, she's kept too busy to think on such things beyond mere entertainment and enjoying things for what they were.]

[hedonistic]

[oH NO? ur too smol for fanfic???]

it's uh
it's like playing pretend with ur favorite shows/movies/manga/etc
except u write it down instead

[keystaff]

So like writing stories but with your favourite show or movie or manga? I think I get it. I've just never seen it before.

[hedonistic]

yeah basically
there's a lot of it on the internet

but uh
a lot of it's kind of
gross

[this child is 2 pure and unsullied for shit like a/b/o, protect ur virgin eyes sakura]

[keystaff]

Oh. Uh, gross?

gently flaps hands idk what the japanese equivalent of nsfw is

[hedonistic]

yeah

just trust me and avoid anything labeled "adult only" or "18+" for a few years

[keystaff]

Hm? Um, okay then. I'll be careful.

[hedonistic]

good

...heh, i guess we got a bit off track from the game, huh? do you still wanna play?

[keystaff]

Ah! That's right. I should probably get to bed now though. But some other time, okay? It's still been fun!