text; un: shitpost king

[hedonistic]

sup nerds
sorry to interrupt everyone's doom and gloom party over here, but with the whole zombie apocalypse thing going down outside, there's about 90% less shit to actually do and i'm super fucking bored, so

let's play never have i ever

which, if ur one of the stone age people, goes like this:
u post something u have never done
other people reply
threadjacking is encouraged
if u ever did the thing u gotta post urself taking a sip of booze of ur choice
(or u can just go honor system i guess if u want, i'm not the boss of u)

if ur like a tiny baby or are a lame person who doesn't drink u can have water or soda instead
the challenge for u is to avoid peeing as long as possible

so i'll start us off

never have i ever....had an urge to chomp on human flesh (◡‿◡✿)





(no i'm kidding. i'm kidding, that's not the real one. u can put down ur torches and pitchforks lmao)



ok here's the real real one: never have i ever been on a roller coaster

Comments

[endeudado]

I mean, it's their job, too. But they start teaching them young and basically turn them into attack dogs by the time they're my age. It's got a pretty big indoctrination vibe.

[ Druskelle are such fun guys!!! ]

Man, it sounds like the place you're from has made some pretty messed up decisions. And that's coming from me. We don't have half of the technology you guys must have.

[hedonistic]

huh
so it's an official government thing then?
that sucks

but yeah, i guess that's what happens when u decide to make a ~perfect society~
lol

[endeudado]

Yeah, in Fjerda, it's a "huge honor" to even be chosen for the job. It's kinda sick, I try to stay out of Fjerda if I can help it.

[ You know, except for that one time... where they broke into a maximum security prison over there... ]

Didn't anybody teach you guys that perfect is boring? I'll take living in the barrel over that shit any day.