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[hedonistic]

sup nerds
sorry to interrupt everyone's doom and gloom party over here, but with the whole zombie apocalypse thing going down outside, there's about 90% less shit to actually do and i'm super fucking bored, so

let's play never have i ever

which, if ur one of the stone age people, goes like this:
u post something u have never done
other people reply
threadjacking is encouraged
if u ever did the thing u gotta post urself taking a sip of booze of ur choice
(or u can just go honor system i guess if u want, i'm not the boss of u)

if ur like a tiny baby or are a lame person who doesn't drink u can have water or soda instead
the challenge for u is to avoid peeing as long as possible

so i'll start us off

never have i ever....had an urge to chomp on human flesh (◡‿◡✿)





(no i'm kidding. i'm kidding, that's not the real one. u can put down ur torches and pitchforks lmao)



ok here's the real real one: never have i ever been on a roller coaster

Comments

[skelepun]

[Sometimes it's refreshing, to be reminded just how old and boring he is. This kid's version of drunk sounded like Sans' version of strenuous exercise.]

Seems like you're the life of the party, kid. Dunno if I'd last a whole night. [Speaking of, he affects a thoroughly unconvincing yawn.] Tibia honest, I dunno if I'm gonna last five more minutes.

[Another stretch, this time accompanied by a loud crack of his neck as Sans rolled his shoulders.] It's been fun, pal. Let's do this again.

[hedonistic]

[Tragically, he does miss that last pun, due to his English still being somewhat limited. Alas.]

Well, far be it from me to keep someone from their bed. [is that...a slight eyebrow waggle....kagari no....... Don't.]

Next time with alcohol, make no bones about it.

[ONE MORE FOR THE ROAD, SKELEBRO]