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nerd baby ([personal profile] selfimage) wrote in [community profile] futurology2017-03-27 01:14 pm

AUDIO. UN: LOKI

[ as the cures and vaccines are passed through ALASTAIR recruits and the population alike, Loki takes a moment to address Audentes. it's the end of one story, after all, he feels that the lingering strings have a chance to be tied up in a neat bow.

there's an odd sort of feeling that accompanies the announcement. while his easy, casual manner still guides his tone, there's a hint of pride in the cadence of his words.
]

As everything comes to an end in Woodhurst, I suppose it would be satisfying to get some closure. There are those of us that are still recuperating, and those of us aiding in the efforts to spread the cure. To all, I bring news.

A fair number of us found dear "Doctor" Percy holed up in his sewer abode, alone aside from his brigade of robotic guards. The work he did to conceive the alien virus and spread the infection, it was all due to his personal efforts. He was a single Zymandis agent, alone, with a grandiose plan to infect the entire universe, and watch it suffer before it crumbled. [ he's leaving a few gruesome details out, but it's probably better for those who already feel nauseous. ]

If the cannibalistic sickness proved effective, Zymandis meant to use it to spread destruction, causing the premature death of other vulnerable timelines to harvest their energy.

[ a pause, and there's a part of him that can't help but be satisfied. ]

He thought he may have a chance for making it out. Instead, he seemed to have met a well-deserved fate. The last vial of his precious sickness has been collected, so it's bye-bye virus for the time being. He won't be reporting to anyone of his unfortunate successes and even more questionable failures.

A pity. [ he says it in the way that it doesn't sound like a pity at all. ]


OOC | threadhopping is great. anyone who was there, feel free to add!
feytality: (PLACEHOLDER 5: BRIDE OF PLACEHOLDER)

[personal profile] feytality 2017-05-05 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
You really like to be a bad boy, huh? [look she doesn't doubt it] But maybe they figured they could set you straight! Or, you know, tap into your heart of gold or something like that.

You mean... like the other teams?
feytality: SKEPTICALS!!!! (allow me to put on my SKEPTICALS)

[personal profile] feytality 2017-05-09 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I dunno, I think even you might have some soft spots. [just don't make out with them]

Did you ever get to talk to the other teams...? I haven't met any of them.
feytality: (this is some CSI bullshit right here)

[personal profile] feytality 2017-05-10 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[psh he's not even denying her allegations]

There really is no leader, huh? Everyone just kinda does what they want...
feytality: What's even more awkward than this: they forgot all about AJ when they made DD (Soooo about that AJ)

[personal profile] feytality 2017-05-10 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[She Knows, Loki, there's no hiding]

Do what they want and.... sometimes work together, I guess. I kinda thought there was some kinda, like, time travel ALASTAIR head honcho that sits in a board room like a CEO or something, giving out missions and smoking time cigars.
feytality: she'll beat you up with her noodle arms (Does Maya have to smack a bitch?)

[personal profile] feytality 2017-05-10 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Unless the computer goes evil! You know, like that movie about the evil cyborgs and Skanet!

[Yeah, skanet]
feytality: it would be better if this was how burger was formed (and that is how babby is formed)

[personal profile] feytality 2017-05-11 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
I'm pretty sure it was Skanet. I've seen the movie! [Ace Attorney and their alternative movie facts, smh]

Hey, wait a sec.... if we can reprogram evil Tim, maybe we can get both Tims on our side?
feytality: (this is some CSI bullshit right here)

[personal profile] feytality 2017-05-17 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
You mean, like evil Tim was hacked and used for bad, while regular Tim just needs some system updates and is gonna shut down for ten hours every time...?
feytality: (let me explain you a THING)

[personal profile] feytality 2017-05-22 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Can't you just use your magic or something? Bam, reprogramicus spellus!
feytality: she'll beat you up with her noodle arms (Does Maya have to smack a bitch?)

[personal profile] feytality 2017-05-24 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
Aren't you supposed to a god or something? You can't win against a program? C'mon, Mr. Loki #2, step up your game!
feytality: What's even more awkward than this: they forgot all about AJ when they made DD (Soooo about that AJ)

[personal profile] feytality 2017-05-25 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
You gotta be more specific.

[don't let Maya near big red buttons]
feytality: (Tell me more about ME)

[personal profile] feytality 2017-06-20 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
So just press it lightly! That's what I'd do with a big red button.

[look, if they won't want her to press a button they shouldn't make it big and red]

[She's the worst person to talk about this!]


It'd be a better story than gross alien slugs infecting people and then destroying a bunch of timelines, ya know. Bam! Mr. Loki saves the day!
feytality: (I put on my robe and magatama)

[personal profile] feytality 2017-07-02 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
[LITERALLY the worst person to talk to about this]

You know, you're not what I expected a god to be like.....