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man i was originally gonna bitch about finally getting my gaming handheld without any way to charge it but

we're like, literally in neko atsume right now so i can't even be mad

can we make cat planet our new home base, it's pretty much objectively superior to oska in every way
except the magic kitchen i guess

still
talking cat planet

[kagari has #priorities]

so, did anyone else get offered catnip
or more to the point, did anyone actually try it
because i'm legitimately fucking tempted ngl

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As I said, they dislike me. I've been denied entry into at least half the establishments here, and attacked without provocation a couple of times. It's somewhat infuriating.

[If they keep it up he may end up killing one or two of them and then the real trouble will likely start. Self restraint, when it comes to violence, isn't exactly his strong suit.]

oh my god what did u do to piss em off so bad
did u splash water on the queen cat by accident or smth
step on very important tail
eat the last piece of someone's fish

Apparently, they don't like dogs. Hahah.

[Excuse Kagari. He needs to laugh at your expense for a minute here.]

...Would you say you're fighting like cats and dogs, then?

[imagine the shittiest shit-eating grin in the universe, then double that in wattage. that's kagari's expression rn]