VIDEO; UN: RATCHET

[neveroutwrenched]

[When the cat Ratchet had talked to told him about magitek, he’d assumed it was a joke. When he was gifted with a piece of ‘jewelry’ to utilize it, he was absolutely sure he was being pranked. But here he was, using what basically looked like a cat collar as some kind of communication device, sending out transmissions to who knows where to who knows who.

It was definitely comical.]

Alright so, what’s the deal? ‘Magic’? That’s gotta be a joke right? This is just some kind of holographic technology, or some kinda, I dunno, modified radio wave, or...well I mean, I don’t really know exactly, but, one thing I do know - [He pauses, laughing, almost more at himself than anything else at the absurdity of it.]

...is that magic is not real.

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video; un: strongfish91

[aspearation]

Oh yeah, magic's a real joke!! C'mere and let me show you how much of a joke my spear is!

[ Undyne don't threaten the newbies. She laughs though, so is she being serious? Is she joking? ...a little of both?! It's like a choose your own adventure. She does, however, brandish a glowing blue spear that hums to life in her hands, though. ]

If this ain't magic, you tell me what it is.

[neveroutwrenched]

I...well, I dunno, but it could be...it could be anything. A hologram or a hard light projection or...a phone app.

[Okay, it probably wasn't a phone app. But it definitely wasn't magic.]

[aspearation]

You wanna bet on that??

[ Okay, she's not actually going to hurt him... if she sees him on the street, she might poke him with a spear or three but nothing actually damaging.

Probably.

She's just having a bit of fun since, god, what else is she going to do with the whole magic isn't real schtick? ]

[neveroutwrenched]

Hey, I don't wanna fight you about it!

[Okay, so people took the whole magic issue very seriously around here. A good thing to note.]

Honestly, I didn't expect this to be such a controversial statement...

[aspearation]

[ Honestly, Undyne just thinks this is really funny. She can't even be truly upset. ]

Yeah?! Well now you know!

[ Alright, alright. She's had her laugh, time to be real. ]

But hey, look. I don't know how real magic is or isn't where you're from, but here, you're gonna meet people from a lot of different places, so you better get used to this kind of thing.