VIDEO; UN: RATCHET

[neveroutwrenched]

[When the cat Ratchet had talked to told him about magitek, he’d assumed it was a joke. When he was gifted with a piece of ‘jewelry’ to utilize it, he was absolutely sure he was being pranked. But here he was, using what basically looked like a cat collar as some kind of communication device, sending out transmissions to who knows where to who knows who.

It was definitely comical.]

Alright so, what’s the deal? ‘Magic’? That’s gotta be a joke right? This is just some kind of holographic technology, or some kinda, I dunno, modified radio wave, or...well I mean, I don’t really know exactly, but, one thing I do know - [He pauses, laughing, almost more at himself than anything else at the absurdity of it.]

...is that magic is not real.

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[neveroutwrenched]

Cats? Not really...I've talked to some cats. But I can't say I know much about them... [People seemed to think he knew a lot about them, but he brushes it aside.] It's okay here I guess. Are you from here?

[boneafide]

But aren't you...

[ Stares at. Squints (through eye sockets??) a little. Makes a grandiose gesture towards poor Ratchet via the video feed.

He will definitely answer that question after this. ]

[neveroutwrenched]

I'm not a cat.

[He's been asked this a lot. Sometimes more politely than others.]

A couple days ago I didn't even know what a cat was.

1/2

[boneafide]

Oh my God, he doesn't know...

2/2

[boneafide]

Well! Okay! Definitely... not a cat! Just look just like one! Exactly!

Anyway! I'm not from here! I'm from the Underground!

[neveroutwrenched]

[Ratchet wants to argue that he does not look exactly like a cat, that that's ridiculous but quickly moves on.]

You live...under ground?

[boneafide]

I did! I don't anymore, though. I think... I live here! Not here, exactly, but with ALASTAIR!