VIDEO; UN:ODINSON

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So we are to fight. [Odinson is freshly bathed, his hair tied back in a knot. There's a new light in his eyes at the promise of this. Killing robots is a task well-suited to him. This he can do.]

Being newly-come to this group, I know few of you, and few of you know me. I would know the skills and knowledge of those I will fight alongside. Or die alongside, if this enemy is truly so formidable. [The half-smile that follows indicates he doesn't quite believe that's a possibility.]

Myself, I am Odinson, of Asgardia, God of Thunder. [There's the slightest hesitation there, for anyone who'll notice such a thing. Something unsaid.] I have fought across the nine realms of my universe, and will fight here with hammer or blade or my fists until the enemy is routed or I am slain. If any wish to spar or learn to fight in the days before we are summoned to Oska, you have only to call on me.

Likewise, any tacticians or those with knowledge of Oska or the enemy, share your knowledge. We ought have some plan before we are shipped back. [Is that sarcasm???]

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Well met, Dipper Pines.

[He eyes the boy up, appraising. He's used to seeing children in dangerous places, because Earth had an abundance of young, super powered heroes, but still. He doesn't have to like it.] Have you been with the Audentes long?

[twinpeak]

... Yeah, well met! [ He echoes, in an attempt to sound cool. (Everyone else is saying it...) ] I've been around for basically forever. Going by the usual Earth calendar... I'd say almost a year and a half. Soooo if you're still lookin' for someone who knows Oska pretty well...

[ Cue Dipper pointing a thumb at himself with a free hand. ]

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Could you draw a map from memory?

[twinpeak]

Hmm... Yeah, I think that's feasible—for most of the castle, anyway, but finding someone to look it over and fill in the gaps for me wouldn't be a problem.

[deemed]

Then I charge you to do so. I was in Oska only hours before coming to Woodhurst. Having a map with which to plan an attack will be invaluable.

[twinpeak]

[ Aw yeah he's down with the Important Tasks. ]

Okay, got it! I'll get started on it right away. Is a map all you're gonna need?

[deemed]

[Plan: Keep The Small Child Out Of Battle Plans As Much As Possible is go!]

It will do to begin with.

[twinpeak]

[ You and everybody else :'( ]

Cool, let me get to work on that. I'll hit you up again once it's done.

[deemed]

[It's not you, it's them.]

God speed.

[twinpeak]

Thanks, but it'll be a cinch. Anyway, I'll seeya later!