text; un: cardmaster

[fateality]

All right I definitely get that we have a big moral dilemma about the whole thing with the folks in Zymandis breaking out and causing a real mess at Oska and did we do the right thing and now we have a big fight coming up, but I have a real big need here.

I'm out of liquor. Went through it all, it's all gone, and we're still on this cat planet and they don't have anything like, say, cat bourbon or whatever.

Please tell me someone has something.

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text; un: anonymous

[skelepun]

i've got about half a bottle of ketchup left if you're interested. courtesy of mtt.

text; un: cardmaster

[fateality]

Alcohol content in said ketchup?

[skelepun]

i don't got a hydrometer on me pal, but it's doing the job fine.

[fateality]

I am so, so immensely skeptical but I'm also thirsty as hell.
So lay it on me, friend.

text■ un: virtuoso

[fourscores]

That's quite a shame. Somehow I think you'll manage to live without it.

[fateality]

No I am literally dying as I'm writing this.

Make my funeral amazing.

[fourscores]

Please don't.

Have you ever considered trying something other than drinking.

[fateality]

Like what? Something artistic?

[hedonistic]

all i've got is some leftover catnip
which actually works, btw
but if ur still not interested....

[spoilers: it does not work]

[fateality]

Haha nope. Thanks though.

[hedonistic]

ur willing to try *ketchup* but not catnip
i'm wounded, uncle fate
wounded

[fateality]

I like drinking better than recreational drugs, dear nephew. It's all a matter of preference.

[he's also super not convinced that you aren't lying to him right now]

video; un: coolskeleton95

[boneafide]

Oh! I know what you can drink!

text; un: cardmaster

[fateality]

Lay it on me, star. What do you have?

[boneafide]

Water.

[fateality]

video; un: deathweaver

[respired]

[ Tightly. ]

You have your priorities in order, as always.

text; un: cardmaster

[fateality]

I know what I'm about.

Got a lot on your mind, sweetheart?

[respired]

I think you already know the answer to that question.

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[dishearten]

( he doesn't know Fate very well, but at least he can mildly help in this instance. )

I've a bottle of whiskey, if you're in such dire straits.

[fateality]

My goddamn hero. What do you want for it?

[dishearten]

can't think of anything off the top of my head, though that might change

( a favor he will get back to you on, basically. )

text; un: beloved

[dailydouble]

I may be able to do something, if you bring me a bottle of water.

[fateality]

Huh. All right, I'll bite. That shouldn't be hard.

[dailydouble]

No, not when it seems to be the only thing they drink.