video; un: loki.2

[mistruths]

[ There's a brief beat of nothing before the image focuses on a goat with really big horns that appears to be...eating rubble. It is, in fact, taking large bites out of rocks and chewing it slowly as it stares at the camera (or the person holding the magitech) balefully.

and then the camera switches to Loki, though the goat is still visible in the background. It really is a very, very large goat. like, bear-sized goat. ]

Yes, good job, congratulations, and well done to all of us, I'm sure. And as our efforts to rebuild continue, I would like to point out that someone seems to have misplaced their, ah, pet. If this one is anything at all like the ones I was once familiar with, I would caution any and all who might come across it to take care.

[ As he speaks, the goat has wandered over, and is now trying to take a bite out of Loki's hair. ]

By the Nine.

[ Loki shoves it away, and the goat glares at him again, Loki glaring right back, before it belches out a small plume of fire. Luckily, there's nothing flammable in the immediate vicinity and it goes back to chewing grumpily on more stones. ]

Thor. Odinson. Come retrieve this ridiculous creature before I rend its flesh from its bones and enjoy it for dinner.

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[sheriffing]

Well don't leave me in suspense. What's the story?

[mistruths]

[ IDK INSERT SOME STORY ABOUT WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER AND STUPID and it involves wolves and forests and some mild adventuring because Thor Is An Idiot though he sounds somewhat fondly exasperated as he tells it LOOK MCU DOESN'T GIVE ME VERY MUCH TO WORK WITH HERE ]

[sheriffing]

[LOKI YOU ARE CUTE IN ALL THE WAYS WE IMAGINE YOU'D RATHER NOT BE.]

So basically, you always give your brother a hard time.

[ that was the takeaway right?]

[mistruths]

[ CLOSE ENOUGH ]

Only when he deserves it, of course. ...And he so often does.

[sheriffing]

He's your brother, it's your job to say that.

[not that she'd know. what are siblings?]

[mistruths]

[ well now everything is kind of bittersweet why this ]

He's ridiculous, is what he is.

[sheriffing]

I don't know if you've noticed, but the two of you are evenly matched in that respect.

[ you're a pair, Loki. embrace it.]

[mistruths]

I like to think I have much more sense than he does.

[sheriffing]

That usually doesn't get you as far as you'd think.

[mistruths]

But it gets one much further than not having any sense at all.

[sheriffing]

And your brother is completely senseless and you're the sane, reasonable one?

[mistruths]

[ That makes him bark out a sharp burst of laughter. ]

I wouldn't say that's entirely right either.

[sheriffing]

[she's talked to loki.1 , she knows.]

The way I see it, it's all about balance.

[mistruths]

The balance between chaos and order?

[sheriffing]

Or common sense and having fun, depending on your experiences.

[mistruths]

I certainly can't argue that.