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futurology2017-05-08 09:29 am
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video; un: loki.2
[ There's a brief beat of nothing before the image focuses on a goat with really big horns that appears to be...eating rubble. It is, in fact, taking large bites out of rocks and chewing it slowly as it stares at the camera (or the person holding the magitech) balefully.
and then the camera switches to Loki, though the goat is still visible in the background. It really is a very, very large goat. like, bear-sized goat. ]
Yes, good job, congratulations, and well done to all of us, I'm sure. And as our efforts to rebuild continue, I would like to point out that someone seems to have misplaced their, ah, pet. If this one is anything at all like the ones I was once familiar with, I would caution any and all who might come across it to take care.
[ As he speaks, the goat has wandered over, and is now trying to take a bite out of Loki's hair. ]
By the Nine.
[ Loki shoves it away, and the goat glares at him again, Loki glaring right back, before it belches out a small plume of fire. Luckily, there's nothing flammable in the immediate vicinity and it goes back to chewing grumpily on more stones. ]
Thor. Odinson. Come retrieve this ridiculous creature before I rend its flesh from its bones and enjoy it for dinner.
and then the camera switches to Loki, though the goat is still visible in the background. It really is a very, very large goat. like, bear-sized goat. ]
Yes, good job, congratulations, and well done to all of us, I'm sure. And as our efforts to rebuild continue, I would like to point out that someone seems to have misplaced their, ah, pet. If this one is anything at all like the ones I was once familiar with, I would caution any and all who might come across it to take care.
[ As he speaks, the goat has wandered over, and is now trying to take a bite out of Loki's hair. ]
By the Nine.
[ Loki shoves it away, and the goat glares at him again, Loki glaring right back, before it belches out a small plume of fire. Luckily, there's nothing flammable in the immediate vicinity and it goes back to chewing grumpily on more stones. ]
Thor. Odinson. Come retrieve this ridiculous creature before I rend its flesh from its bones and enjoy it for dinner.
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[ he figured, from the username, but it's nice to have a proper introduction anyway. ]
Pleasure. I am Loki--though you might have already known it to be so.
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Well-met, Loki.
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[ He's mildly surprised that she knows that sort of greeting. ]
Well-met indeed.
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[ Now that there's apparently a distinction between Asgard and Asgardia. ]
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Asgard.
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I have heard of it. And you. But only in passing.
[ Everyone knows the Norse myths, don't they? She doesn't have to talk about being an Avenger. ]
They say you can do magic.
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I can.
[ And he's proud of it. Loki has worked hard to be as skilled as he is at what he does. ]
Are you interested in such things?
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[ And she, likewise, doesn't tone down her interest. ]
I am said to do magic as well.
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[ why "I am said to do" instead of "I do" afterall ]
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[ She shakes her head, with a faint, cool smile. ]
I can demonstrate for you.
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[ And he does, actually, sound interested. Not least because that sort of magic reminds him of his own--but not really. Closer, at least, than some of the other methods of magic he's seen demonstrated here. ]
How were you trained?
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And you've yet to destroy blow this place sky high or turn anyone green... I'm impressed.
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I cannot turn anyone green.
[ A beat. ]
Yet.
[ She's so funny. ]
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It's only a matter of time.
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Perhaps I will try on you first.
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What of your magic? Will you demonstrate, if I asked?
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I could be persuaded to do so. Will you come to me, then?
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I'm watching a goat. It isn't as though I am particularly busy at the moment.
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