video; un: Glee Shoth

[becauses]

[ Oyez, oyez, oyez, you’ve got a call on your magical crystal. Pick up the phone and you’ll see Glee, looking serene, confident, and in her element in (1) organizing things and (2) telling people what to do. ]

It has been almost two months since we were conscripted by ALASTAIR, and we have yet to meet, introduce ourselves, and discuss what we’ve learned in person and in an orderly fashion. In light of recent… developments, increased cooperation will become a necessity to pool what we’ve learned and plan a deliberate way forward.

I expect all of you at the red warehouse between the commoner's district and the outskirts, six days from now at sundown. For those of you inclined to provoke tensions with local law enforcement, incarceration is not an excuse for tardiness or absence.

Comments

[perma_banned]

Ah? The hell're you talkin' about?

[The word 'translocate' was a bit familiar, but Ban wasn't aware of anyone who had that ability other than Merlin.

So, he didn't think it would be an issue.]

[becauses]

You could call it appearing and disappearing, though that would not be entirely precise.

[perma_banned]

[Shit. It was exactly what he thought she was talking about.]

You think it's alright to let anybody know you have that kinda ability? I'll kill ya' if you try and use it on me.

[becauses]

[ That gets a raised eyebrow from her, invisible on this audio channel. Her voice stays modulated and composed. ]

Why?

[perma_banned]

'Cause, me losin' my neck is my prerogative. It ain't yours.

[He was only getting executed to pass the time--and, dragging other people into it was the opposite of what he wanted.]

[becauses]

Until our employment is terminated, your neck is my concern.

[perma_banned]

I ain't gonna be babysat by some lady I ain't even met.

[becauses]

We seem to be at an impasse.

I can't babysit you unless we meet, and we won't meet unless I babysit you.

[perma_banned]

Guess you'll have to wait till my release.

Won't be loooong~.

[becauses]

Tell me, first. What did you do to end up in that jail this time?

[perma_banned]

Well-- [To make a short story long...]

Some fat noble pulled his dick out in front of me, so I beat the shit out of him.

[becauses]

[ ... she rubs her temples. ]

I don't know whether to call that better or worse than going to jail for brawling.

[perma_banned]

It ain't like he had a fightin' chance. Nobles don't learn how to become knights all that often.

[Ban leaned forward, eagerly nudging his shoulder against his nose to get at an itch.]

Definitely more of a beating.

[becauses]

Next time, keep your hands to yourself. We've already antagonized the king; we don't need more enemies.

[perma_banned]

Aahhhh? But, that guy was tickin' me off. You're sayin' I've gotta tolerate that kinda insuuuult~?