TEXT; un: DARK AVENGER? (ambiguously during the 'let's chill' part of the diamond thing)

[blarblade]

[So, there he was. Sitting at a table. Accidentally ordered all of page two and apparently page three of the menu. Had way too much food. And then up came a centaur, one who has two stomachs or whatever and could, in theory, take care of his surplus food problem.

There's just one problem.]

I offered to split lunch with someone and I think she's going to try to kill me. I might need some help.

[Yes, yes it's real now.]

Comments

video | un: quickfish

[kisha]

[SOMEONE FOUND OUT WHAT OWAIN WAS DOING "IN THE BATHROOM" FOR SO GD LONG]

Are the people of your world so uncultured that they comment to strangers on what they know nothing about?

[moneyballer]

[Yes.]

n do u ALWAYS threaten a bro when all he wants 2 do is give u a lil snacky snack?

jus sayin

[he is a dumb man and does not??? understand the dangers women often face when being offered food or drinks by male strangers i'm SORRY]

[kisha]

If all this man did was offer me a place at his table then we would not be here now, would we?

[WHAT IS HE EVEN SAYING?]

[moneyballer]

well, shiiiiiiet

ig ur right

[At least he believes her. Owain doesn't seem the malicious type, though Asher has known him for all of two minutes. Perhaps there was some miscommunication that led to a scuffle.]

what'd he do?

[kisha]

Besides the very thing you have involved yourself in?

[Was everyone in this place wrong in the head???]

[moneyballer]

listen girly

maybe attackin ppl all outta the blue is a thing in ur world, but things r gonna b different here

[He can sympathize with some of her ire. Nothing here really resembles law school at all, and that's frustrating.]

u wanna b pissed the whole damn time?

[kisha]

[GIRLY????]

Take care with your words that I do not need educate you as well. Are you blinded, that you do not see me a warrior well grown?

If he has been claiming I attacked him then he is an even more egregious liar than I expected.

[moneyballer]

[Ah.

Asher bears a little resentment towards this sort of attitude, although that's no fault of Hayame's. He is simply tired of being treated like less because he has not been trained in combat since birth, knowing full well that a good majority of this team would fail miserably in his own field. That rubs him the wrong way too, as it appears that many of the others he's encountered do not understand a lawyer's purpose in the world at all.]

ok so

ur a warrior then

what the hell happened?

[kisha]

[She's fought so long just to be recognized as a warrior and not a female, as lesser, that she can't overlook being referred to as a "girl", something that to her belittles her status. His own combat capabilities she couldn't care less about.]

My host excused himself from the meal for a call of nature, only for it to become apparent that this is what he was doing.

[SHIT POSTING]

[moneyballer]

wait

u mean he posted this shizz while he was in the bathroom?????????

[J U G E M E N T]

bruh

[kisha]

That is exactly what I mean.

[SHE IS STANDING OUTSIDE SAID BATHROOM NOW

WAITING.]

[moneyballer]

did he say anything b4 he ollied out?

[Like, y'know, to... At least hint to her that he was feeling uncomfortable.]

[kisha]

Nothing that would constitute a disinvitation.

[She even checked to make sure it was an invite in the first place why did this happen she's never being nice again]

[moneyballer]

so

[Her mannerisms seem harsh.

Maybe Owain is mistaking her general aura for something more, something personal.]

ur mad cause this guy stood ya up?

[kisha]

[pretty accurate summation there Asher]

I am angry because of his deception and slander.

[moneyballer]

yeah

no kidding

[He's been in situations like this countless times, often in Owain's shoes. Even now, Hayame's words seem to fire like little knives, fueled by anger and ingrained resentment, cutting sharply even when she dosen't mean to.]

maybe he's not used to dealin with ppl who are as

uuuuuuh

[What is the most polite term for this.]

intense??? as u r

[kisha]

[Intense????]

Speak plainly.

[moneyballer]

[this is as plain as he can get without being rude, unfortunately]

mc corny over here might not be used 2 ur um

mannerz, ya dig?

[that's not helping]

[kisha]

Obviously he is not, or he would never have brought his quarrel with me to a place such as this.

[moneyballer]

[There's a dead silence on his end for a minute or so, some time for him to stop and think. He is going to be a litigator, no? It's likely that, even if he doesn't go into criminal law, he will have to settle disputes like this in the future.]

listen, i'm not sayin he's in the right here

like, at all, lmao

ditchin u n postin about it sounds p dumb now that chu mention it

[He'd end the message here, but it's evident that there is some communication barrier between them both, so Asher decides to continue.]

but uh, no, not exactly

u want me 2 explain?

[kisha]

[She keeps thinking he has wisely chosen to end his conversation, with all the pauses, so when he keeps coming back she finally snaps.]

If i wished for such a thing I would ask for it! As if your interpretation of events is of consequence to me?

[moneyballer]

[Asher's eyes narrow immediately.

Granted, she has a point. This is none of his business.]

so, he offended you, yeah, i get it

big time, maybe!

[He, however, is a meddler by nature, too foolish to understand that his brand of helping is not always appreciated nor necessary.]

but you're not even from the same world

maybe he got some signals mixed up

[kisha]

His entire brain is mixed up!

[And that's that.]

1/?

[moneyballer]

2/?

[moneyballer]