video; un: urahara

[predomination]

[The magitek isn't pointed at Urahara, but rather filming the area around him, but even if the username didn't give him away, the lilting overly exciteable terrier voice of his does.]

Good morning, everyone~

I know we're all very tired of this maze and whatever might be waiting for us once we get to the end, but it didn't feel right not to show you all this.

[The magitek shows one of the walls of the maze where an engraved bull's head stands out. Yeah.] I thought this might have been a bit of gallows humor from some of the previous inmates, but it's a reoccurring motif throughout the maze around here.

[A dry chuckle as he turns to face the camera, hatless and exhausted looking. Goddamn he misses his hat.] And if you're not up on your Greek mythology... Well, let's just say this situation could get even more frustrating. It's a shame Achilles-san has left us- perhaps he might have appreciated this in an odd sort of way.

Comments

[pummelling]

Tch! Fine. I'd like to see you do better, Asher.

[this is a bad idea dont]

[moneyballer]

[Ah.]

Wha... Uh, me?

[pummelling]

Yeah. You.

Unless you wanna let Urahara go for it? Be my guest.

[predomination]

Oh no, no. I wouldn't want to take this moment from Asher-san.

[pummelling]

See? It's all you, Ash.

[WHAT HAVE YOU TWO DONE.]

[moneyballer]

O-oh! Well, how about-

[kung jingle, u asked 4 this]

We better get ready to moo-ove on out.

[um]

Huh? Ch'yeah. That's more like it.

[no it's even worse]

[pummelling]

[trueborn]

[ sigh. ]

VIDEO.

[trueborn]

That was -- terribull.

[ AND HE I M M E D I A T E L Y COVERS HIS MOUTH. ]

[pummelling]

[SNORTS LOUDLy]

[moneyballer]

[feels shame]

[trueborn]

[ ALSO FEELING SHAME, BUT FOR DIFFERENT REASONS. ]

[trueborn]

Maybe you could... try again?

[moneyballer]

[here is chance, HERE IS HIS CHANCE!!!]

Maybe we're gonna udder-ly-

[NO]

Annihilate them?

[pummelling]

[help.]

Not great. But better.

[moneyballer]

Awwww, c'mon!

[That is all uttered breathlessly, after a laugh.

His brows rise in jest as he tilts his head to the side, eyes bright with mischief.]

You genuinely cracked a smile at that one.

[pummelling]

[This time? Jin actually laughs.]

Don't get cocky. Your routine still needs some work.

[moneyballer]

I don't need a routine.

[A smile creeps it's way onto his face, slow in how it manifests.]

You laugh at my jokes even when they aren't funny.

[pummelling]

Mmf.

[It's true. IT'S TRUE. Jin, once again, is turning red on yet another public network post, because neither of them can control their damn selves.

At the very least, even if he looks a little embarrassed, he's still clearly charmed... but his wit's lost a little bit of its edge.]

So what if I do. S'a free multiverse.

[trueborn]

[ ... ]

They say that the third time is the charm.

[moneyballer]

[three times is 2 many times

2 many times for this doughy lil peabrain]

Well...

[CUE A DISGRUNTLED SIGH]

What would you suggest?

[trueborn]

I don't know. I was hoping you would provide us with something more, um.

Memora-bull.

[ GOD ]

[moneyballer]

[that earns ninu his first a-milly cringe]

...Is that really any better?

[trueborn]

You put me on the spot!

[predomination]